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Halloween Brings Out The Wacky Neighbors

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers.  As a result, the state has been flooded with tourists looking to celebrate their favorite holiday. Most of them, of course, are Otherworldly Beings, who flock to Maine from all … Continue reading

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Pope Francis Asked To Exorcise Maine’s LePage Demons

Pope Francis has been asked to come to Maine, Modern Philosophers, to exorcise my state of its LePage Demons. That would be a reference to Governor Paul LePage, the man who seems hellbent on running Maine into the ground while … Continue reading

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The Devil Decides To Ride The Pine

The heavy pounding on the front door of The House on the Hill startled me. I was reading on the couch, and the only visitor I was expecting on Easter Sunday was someone who never bothered to knock before entering … Continue reading

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Candle

Candle, candle burning bright, Warm me on this frigid night. Provide a light so I might see The amazing world surrounding me. Candle, candle with dancing flame, I hear the darkness call my name. Protect me in your orange glow … Continue reading

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Is That A Shillelagh In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

I have a very good working relationship with the local police departments, Modern Philosophers, because I often run into our brave men and women in blue while covering the stories I share on this blog. Since I’d like to maintain … Continue reading

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Driving Out The Monday Demons

I’ve never been a big fan of driving, Modern Philosophers. That probably stems from growing up in New York City, where the only real reason to have a car was either so you could be a wheel man on a … Continue reading

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Paul Bunyan Statue Comes To Life And Strolls Through Downtown Bangor

Downtown Bangor looked like something out of a Godzilla flick today, or maybe it was more like Ghostbusters (who could ever forget the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?), when the Paul Bunyan statue in Bass Park came to life and went … Continue reading

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Maine Monster Control Celebrates Record Setting Year

Maine Monster Control celebrated a record setting year by holding a lavish party at the Bangor Hilton.  The MMC, which is tasked with dealing with complaints by humans against monsters, had to respond to a record low number of calls … Continue reading

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Milford Man Seriously Injured After Wrestling His Demons

Police and emergency medical personnel responded to a noise complaint at a house on Main Road in Milford today to discover the home’s sole occupant severely beaten, bleeding profusely, and half naked. The injured party, Nils Olsen (pictured at the … Continue reading

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My Grass Is Never Greener Because Of Demon Urine & Zombie Innards

Spring is definitely here, Modern Philosophers.  How do I know?  The front lawn of The House on the Hill is lush and green and needs to be mowed (a major undertaking of the high calorie burning variety)…except for the huge … Continue reading

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