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Halloween Brings Out The Wacky Neighbors

Posted on October 26, 2019 by Austin

Halloween Season is in full swing in Maine, Modern Philosophers.  As a result, the state has been flooded with tourists looking to celebrate their favorite holiday. Most of them, of course, are Otherworldly Beings, who flock to Maine from all … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis Asked To Exorcise Maine’s LePage Demons

Posted on July 8, 2015 by Austin

Pope Francis has been asked to come to Maine, Modern Philosophers, to exorcise my state of its LePage Demons. That would be a reference to Governor Paul LePage, the man who seems hellbent on running Maine into the ground while … Continue reading →

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The Devil Decides To Ride The Pine

Posted on April 5, 2015 by Austin

The heavy pounding on the front door of The House on the Hill startled me. I was reading on the couch, and the only visitor I was expecting on Easter Sunday was someone who never bothered to knock before entering … Continue reading →

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Candle

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Austin

Candle, candle burning bright, Warm me on this frigid night. Provide a light so I might see The amazing world surrounding me. Candle, candle with dancing flame, I hear the darkness call my name. Protect me in your orange glow … Continue reading →

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Is That A Shillelagh In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Posted on August 19, 2014 by Austin

I have a very good working relationship with the local police departments, Modern Philosophers, because I often run into our brave men and women in blue while covering the stories I share on this blog. Since I’d like to maintain … Continue reading →

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Driving Out The Monday Demons

Posted on August 18, 2014 by Austin

I’ve never been a big fan of driving, Modern Philosophers. That probably stems from growing up in New York City, where the only real reason to have a car was either so you could be a wheel man on a … Continue reading →

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Paul Bunyan Statue Comes To Life And Strolls Through Downtown Bangor

Posted on August 5, 2013 by Austin

Downtown Bangor looked like something out of a Godzilla flick today, or maybe it was more like Ghostbusters (who could ever forget the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?), when the Paul Bunyan statue in Bass Park came to life and went … Continue reading →

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