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A (Torture) Room With A View

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Austin

While the Writer’s Day Holiday is supposed to be a chance for me to revel in another successful taping of The Nite Show, while also getting work done on new writing projects, today had a bit of a twist. I … Continue reading →

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And Lead Us Not Into Dental Damnation…

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Austin

It’s Holy Thursday, Modern Philosophers, and I need your prayers. Once again, I have foolishly made myself an appointment with the dentist, and I am up early dealing with the anxiety of this pending visit to The Chair. I’m actually … Continue reading →

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Why Are There So Many Fingers In My Mouth?

Posted on September 29, 2014 by Austin

“Why do you hate going to the dentist so much?” Ana asked when she finally looked up from the tattered book she was reading. My gorgeous Vampire friend and self confessed bookworm, had made herself comfortable on the couch, and … Continue reading →

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Well, You Did Have Sharp Metal Objects In My Mouth…

Posted on March 20, 2014 by Austin

Happy first day of Spring, Modern Philosophers! Of course, just because the Calendar Commission says the season starts today, it doesn’t mean it’s actually arrived in Maine. I celebrated Spring’s arrival by getting up early to shovel snow in the … Continue reading →

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Dr. Dentist, DDS

Posted on September 9, 2013 by Austin

We live in such a modern age, Dr. Dentist, DDS So why do you use tools From Medieval torture times On a 21st Century mouth? Does your drill Come with a smaller bit Because I am more than a bit … Continue reading →

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