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Tag Archives: Derek Jeter
One Hell of a Yankee
“I didn’t miss the ceremony, did I?” The Devil asked anxiously as he rushed into the room carrying a tray of his famous Hellfire Chicken Wings. His impeccably tailored suit was pinstriped today, just like Yankees pinstripes, in honor of … Continue reading
I Advise You To Never Try To Replace #2
Dear Modern Philosopher, I am one of the owners of a well known, storied, Major League Baseball Franchise. Today, one of our more recognizable players is retiring from the game, and I have no idea how we are going to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, Derek Jeter, Humor, Modern Philosopher, replacement, retiring, Sarcasm, satire, Yankees
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