Tag Archives: desserts

What Is The Perfect Birthday Cake?

Tomorrow is my birthday, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d pose a very important philosophical question: What is the perfect birthday cake? Unfortunately, no one has asked me this question recently, which leads me to believe I’ll be on my … Continue reading

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Is It Possible To Outrun The Christmas Desserts?

The short answer, Modern Philosophers, to the question posed in this post’s title is an emphatic NO! I’ve done decades of research, collecting all kinds of receipts so that I can be reimbursed by the government for my work, and … Continue reading

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Just Let Me Eat Cake!

The days that start out well are the ones that make me the most suspicious, Modern Philosophers. Deep Thoughts like that have earned me my toga and kept me out of a straitjacket. If you’re prepared for the worst, then … Continue reading

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The Way To The Heart Is Through The Sweet Tooth

Happy Valentine’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As we all know, the true way to someone’s heart is via the sweet tooth.  With that in mind, we had a Dessert Bar at work yesterday. Everyone brought in a dessert, we spread them … Continue reading

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