Tag Archives: Devil

The Devil Gets The Royals Treatment

Posted on October 26, 2014 by Austin

I was enjoying a quiet afternoon at The House on the Hill when all Hell suddenly broke loose.  The Devil burst through the front door and presented himself in the doorway to the living room as if he were a … Continue reading →

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Still No Deal

Posted on July 27, 2014 by Austin

I glanced up from my laptop to check the score of the Yankee game, and that’s when I noticed that The Devil was staring at me from his end of the couch. “Is something wrong?” I asked once I had … Continue reading →

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This Devil Don’t Grill

Posted on June 8, 2014 by Austin

“I could fire up the grill if you’re hungry,” I told Lucifer as I handed him another Snapple out of the cooler.  “I’ve got some red hot dogs in the fridge.” It was so quiet out on the porch that … Continue reading →

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Since When Does Baseball Perform Exorcisms???

Posted on April 21, 2014 by Austin

The Yankees game went into extra innings yesterday, Modern Philosophers. I’m usually all for longer games, especially when I’m able to watch my favorite team, but yesterday, I would’ve been content with a regulation nine innings. I say this because … Continue reading →

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God Admits That Harsh Winter Is Meant To Wipe Out Human Race

Posted on January 6, 2014 by Austin

My birthday did not get any better, Modern Philosophers.  After my leaking ceiling and bathroom flood, I also took a hard fall on the ice while walking to my car.  Ouch! When I returned to The House on the Hill … Continue reading →

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Three Chairs On A Porch: Two Former Coworkers & An Innocent Bystander

Posted on October 6, 2013 by Austin

Modern Philosophers, welcome to an impromptu, totally unplanned, and nearly apocalyptic new edition of “Three Chairs on a Porch”, the only Maine talk show set on the front porch of The House on the Hill. Sunday is supposed to be … Continue reading →

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What The Sun Devil Are You Doing To Me, Lucifer?

Posted on October 5, 2013 by Austin

I’ve got a Devil of a problem on my hands, Modern Philosophers… Apparently, Satan has invited all his demonic friends over to The House on the Hill (which I still own, but he seems to have possessed!) to watch the … Continue reading →

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The Jets Drive The Devil To Hot Cocoa And Mittens

Posted on September 8, 2013 by Austin

I don’t know what surprised me more: that The Devil was wearing a scarf and mittens, or that he was sipping hot cocoa rather than his usual Snapple as he sat on my couch and watched the football game. “I … Continue reading →

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What The Hell? The Devil Took My Last Snapple!

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Austin

All I could think about all day, Modern Philosophers, was clocking out, going home to The House on the Hill, and unwinding on the porch with an ice cold Snapple. So I wasn’t exactly thrilled when I found the last … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: It’s Hot As Hell Edition

Posted on May 31, 2013 by Austin

It’s Friday Night, Modern Philosophers, and it’s very uncomfortable here at The House on the Hill.  It was extremely warm today, and the heat has apparently decided to make itself at home here.  And so, I am preparing to run … Continue reading →

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