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Dear Diary, I Am A Loser At Love

Posted on October 19, 2015 by Austin

Dear Diary, As you know, today is October 19, the Love Kryptonite of all days on the calendar. I am well aware that the sway this day holds over me is entirely of my creation.  Sure, it’s my former wedding … Continue reading →

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Gone Guy: A (Delirious) Runner’s Diary (Plea For Help)

Posted on July 23, 2015 by Austin

This Throwback Thursday has tossed me around like a rag doll, Modern Philosophers. I’m exhausted and sore, but in the good way. I’m running so much lately, that I feel like a cheap pair of stockings. Today was my fifth … Continue reading →

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Happy New Year…From Bed

Posted on January 1, 2015 by Austin

Dear Diary, I know I haven’t written in you much since I went to see Gone Girl.  That movie opened my eyes to the fact that you are probably the most boring diary in existence.  No one is ever going … Continue reading →

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The Diary Of A Young Snowflake

Posted on November 2, 2014 by Austin

I can’t believe I’m writing this!  If I’m aware it means I am alive and that can mean only one thing…I’m going to fall to earth today! This is all so new to me, and yet, I feel like I’ve … Continue reading →

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Dear Diary, You’re Boring!

Posted on October 5, 2014 by Austin

October 5, 2014 Dear Diary, I went to see Gone Girl on Friday.  It was a very good movie, but I have to admit I liked the novel better.  Since Gillian Flynn wrote both versions, I can’t blame the screenwriter … Continue reading →

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The Diary Of A Young Snowflake

Posted on March 13, 2014 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I can’t believe I’m writing this!  If I’m aware it means I am alive and that can mean only one thing…I’m going to fall to earth today! This is all so…

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