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Dear Diary, I Am A Loser At Love
Dear Diary, As you know, today is October 19, the Love Kryptonite of all days on the calendar. I am well aware that the sway this day holds over me is entirely of my creation. Sure, it’s my former wedding … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged diary, divorce, Humor, life, loser, Love, Modern Philosopher, Monday, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire
11 Comments
Gone Guy: A (Delirious) Runner’s Diary (Plea For Help)
This Throwback Thursday has tossed me around like a rag doll, Modern Philosophers. I’m exhausted and sore, but in the good way. I’m running so much lately, that I feel like a cheap pair of stockings. Today was my fifth … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged diary, exercise, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, photos, running, Sarcasm, satire, Throwback Thursday
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Happy New Year…From Bed
Dear Diary, I know I haven’t written in you much since I went to see Gone Girl. That movie opened my eyes to the fact that you are probably the most boring diary in existence. No one is ever going … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged 2015, blogging, diary, Gone Girl, Happy New Year, Humor, Modern Philosopher, New Year's Day, Sarcasm, satire, writing in bed
36 Comments
The Diary Of A Young Snowflake
I can’t believe I’m writing this! If I’m aware it means I am alive and that can mean only one thing…I’m going to fall to earth today! This is all so new to me, and yet, I feel like I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged diary, fiction, first snow, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snow, snowflake, winter
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Dear Diary, You’re Boring!
October 5, 2014 Dear Diary, I went to see Gone Girl on Friday. It was a very good movie, but I have to admit I liked the novel better. Since Gillian Flynn wrote both versions, I can’t blame the screenwriter … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Amy Dunne, diary, Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, writing
21 Comments
The Diary Of A Young Snowflake
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
I can’t believe I’m writing this! If I’m aware it means I am alive and that can mean only one thing…I’m going to fall to earth today! This is all so…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, diary, fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Winter Storm Vulcan, writing
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