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Tag Archives: Die Hard
The Vanishing Santa, Part 9
“I don’t care or nothing, but it really seems like you and ADA Ambrose are doing well,” Bruno stunned Wally by starting the conversation once they were back in the car. Wally glanced over at him from the passenger seat … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Christmas, crime, Detective Bruno, Die Hard, Humor, Modern Philosopher, mystery, organied crime, serial, short story
13 Comments
It’s Hard To Die With The Sixth Sense
“I have a new movie mash-up to share!” Aaron declared with all the pomp and circumstance worthy of such important news. Holly clapped enthusiastically, and eventually rose to make it a standing ovation. She loved Aaron’s movie mash-ups. Her best … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged best friends, Bruce Willis, Die Hard, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, Sarcasm, satire, short story, The Sixth Sense
7 Comments
Love Actually Is Coming To Town
I don’t have too many Christmas traditions at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. I did hang my stocking and put out my stuffed Santa Claus from The Nightmare Before Christmas this year, but that will be the extent … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Die Hard, holiday traditions, Humor, Love Actually, Modern Philosopher, movies, Sarcasm, satire
4 Comments
It’s A Wonderful Life To Die Hard
Everyone has a favorite Christmas movie, Modern Philosophers, and if you ask me mine, I’ll tell you without hesitation… It’s A Wonderful Life To Die Hard. This Christmas classic is an action flick with a heart of gold. George Bailey, … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Bruce Willis, Christmas, Christmas Movies, Die Hard, Humor, It's a Wonderful Life, Jimmy Stewart, Modern Philosopher, Mr. Potter, sarcasm, satire
12 Comments
Yippee Ki Yay, Santa Claus!
‘Twas the night Before Christmas At The House On the Hill, And I was watching A movie Packed with Action and thrills. A Christmas classic So witty and quick, Yet nary a mention Of Jolly St. Nick. My most favorite … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Poetry
Tagged Christmas, Christmas Movies, Christmas poem, Die Hard, Humor, Is Die Hard a Christmas movie, John McClane, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Yippee Ki Yay
7 Comments