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Z Sues For New Position In The Alphabet

The letter Z shocked the world today, Modern Philosophers, by filing a lawsuit claiming he is being discriminated against by being forced to remain at the end of the Alphabet. Z, who is represented by the ACLU (Alphabet Civil Liberties … Continue reading

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Maine Disqualified From Little League World Series Due To Non-Human Players

Sad news in Maine today, Modern Philosophers.  Maine’s Little League Champions, a team made up of All Stars from District 9, have been disqualified from playing in the Little Little World Series due to a technicality. “It has been brought … Continue reading

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