Tag Archives: Disney

Disney Buys The Rights To The Bible; Sequels In The Works

Now that Disney has taken over the Star Wars saga and proven that The Force is strong with them, the company has decided to set its sights on the second greatest story every told. From Vatican City to Hollywood Blvd, … Continue reading

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Darth Vader To Sue Disney For “Death Discrimination”

The cast for the seventh Star Wars film has been announced, and while that news has sent waves of excitement rocketing through this galaxy, as well as another one far, far, away, there is also a powerful disturbance in The … Continue reading

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Disney Buys My Blog For $2.5M; JJ Abrams In Talks To Direct Modern Philosopher Movie

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Big news from The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers: Mickey Mouse is wearing a toga! I have spent the day in negotiations with lawyers from The Walt Disney Company, and…

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Darth Vader Arrested After Being Denied Employee Discount at Disneyland

The Happiest Place on Earth has felt the wrath of the Dark Side of the Force.  Luckily, the only Stormtroopers on hand were members of the LAPD, and the newest Death Star is not yet operational.  So, Disneyland will not … Continue reading

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