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Tag Archives: do it yourself
Painting Myself Out Of A Corner
Happy Memorial Day Eve, Modern Philosophers! The first thing I did upon coming downstairs this morning was hang out the flag. It’s just the right thing to do considering what this holiday weekend is all about. The second thing I … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chores, do it yourself, homeowner fun, Humor, life, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, painting, photos, Sarcasm, satire
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I Advise You To Get A Stunt Double
Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I am a homeowner in Maine, and I’ve got a little situation on my hands on this windy, cold Sunday morning. The gale force winds that have been sweeping through our beautiful state all weekend … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged advice, do it yourself, Gargoyles, home repair, Humor, klutz, ladders, Modern Philosopher, roofs, Sarcasm, satire
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The Handyman Can’t
I’m a writer, not a do it yourself kind of guy, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s hard to believe, but the only reason I ever wear a hard hat is to protect myself from my own klutziness. When I need … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged do it yourself, home improvements, Humor, klutz, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, winterize
24 Comments