Tag Archives: do it yourself

Painting Myself Out Of A Corner

Posted on May 24, 2015 by Austin

Happy Memorial Day Eve, Modern Philosophers! The first thing I did upon coming downstairs this morning was hang out the flag.  It’s just the right thing to do considering what this holiday weekend is all about. The second thing I … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Get A Stunt Double

Posted on November 24, 2013 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, Like you, I am a homeowner in Maine, and I’ve got a little situation on my hands on this windy, cold Sunday morning. The gale force winds that have been sweeping through our beautiful state all weekend … Continue reading →

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The Handyman Can’t

Posted on October 26, 2013 by Austin

I’m a writer, not a do it yourself kind of guy, Modern Philosophers. I know it’s hard to believe, but the only reason I ever wear a hard hat is to protect myself from my own klutziness.  When I need … Continue reading →

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