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Tag Archives: doctor
Just What The Doctor Ordered
Despite all my hang ups about going to the doctor, I might be in the running for Patient of the Year, Modern Philosophers. I say that because after my annual physical, which in no way resembled the medieval torture session … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged annual physical, doctor, Dr. Seuss, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire
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Let’s Get A Physical, Physical…
Today is probably my least favorite day of the year, Modern Philosophers. No, I have nothing personal against August 28. It’s the fact that I am scheduled for my annual physical this morning. Ugh. As I have already established on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged annual physical, doctor, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, phobia, Sarcasm, satire
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My Top 5 Fake Allergies
I have my annual physical tomorrow, Modern Philosophers, and I’ll be seeing a new doctor since Dr. Jekyll has taken a leave of absence due to personal issues. I’ll have to go over my complete medical history with the new … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged allergies, dating, doctor, driving, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, physical, Sarcasm, satire
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Apples Won’t Keep The Fear Away…
I hope that you are enjoying your evening, Modern Philosophers, because I’m not. I am a bundle of nerves, pacing the floors of The House on the Hill, anxious about my date with doom in the morning. You see, tomorrow … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bad news, Boogeyman, doctor, fear, Humor, Modern Philosopher, physical, satire, scared
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