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Tag Archives: Donald Trump
Did Dorothy Travel To Oz With Three Republicans?
I have a lot of interesting Deep Thoughts while I’m running, Modern Philosophers. They’re mostly limited to the usual suspects… Why do I hating running so much? Why do I torture myself like this? Why is that guy in the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, movies, Politics, Republicans, running, Sarcasm, satire, Wizard of Oz 2 Comments
FDA Bans Sale Of Republican Kool-Aid
After bringing us good news about another vaccine being approved for emergency use, the FDA finally has some bad news, Modern Philosophers. The agency is banning the sale of Republican Kool-Aid, and has ordered that the product immediately be pulled … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged conspiracy theory, CPAC, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Republicans, Sarcasm, satire 6 Comments
The Last Ride of the Crazy Train
Holly watched in pained amusement as Aaron gyrated in front of the bench on his side of the slushy, snowy path. If she had to guess, she would have said that her best friend thought he was dancing, but it … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged Donald Trump, flash fiction, Humor, Inauguration Day, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, poitics, Sarcasm, satire, short story, transition of power 7 Comments
Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner
After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale. I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire 5 Comments
I Voted! Did It Work???
I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged absentee ballots, democracy, Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, vote 6 Comments
How Would President Snow Handle The Coronavirus?
I’ve been reading Suzanne Collins’ prequel to The Hunger Games, Modern Philosophers, and the book really has the Deep Thoughts flowing. The novel follows the life of a young Coriolanus Snow during the tenth Hunger Games. Remarkable, the author manages … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Donald Trump, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Snow, Sarcasm, satire, The Hunger Games, wear a mask 5 Comments
Georgia Governor Looks To Turn The Walking Dead Into A Documentary
I don’t even know what to say anymore, Modern Philosophers, about people who refuse to wear a mask during a pandemic. I mean, I know what I want to say, but this is a family friendly blog, so I can’t … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Brian Kemp, Clint Frazier, coronavirus, Donald Trump, Georgia, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, satire, The Walking Dead, wear a mask 4 Comments
Uncle Sam Wants You To Wear A Mask
Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s not the same since you’re stuck at home, the fireworks have been canceled, and a pandemic is sweeping through the nation and killing your fellow Americans, but try to remember what it … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Donald Trump, Fourth of July, Humor, Independence Day, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Sarcasm, satire, wear a mask 21 Comments