Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Did Dorothy Travel To Oz With Three Republicans?

Posted on May 8, 2021 by Austin

I have a lot of interesting Deep Thoughts while I’m running, Modern Philosophers.  They’re mostly limited to the usual suspects… Why do I hating running so much?  Why do I torture myself like this?  Why is that guy in the … Continue reading →

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FDA Bans Sale Of Republican Kool-Aid

Posted on February 27, 2021 by Austin

After bringing us good news about another vaccine being approved for emergency use, the FDA finally has some bad news, Modern Philosophers. The agency is banning the sale of Republican Kool-Aid, and has ordered that the product immediately be pulled … Continue reading →

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The Last Ride of the Crazy Train

Posted on January 17, 2021 by Austin

Holly watched in pained amusement as Aaron gyrated in front of the bench on his side of the slushy, snowy path. If she had to guess, she would have said that her best friend thought he was dancing, but it … Continue reading →

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Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner

Posted on November 7, 2020 by Austin

After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale.  I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading →

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I Voted! Did It Work???

Posted on October 17, 2020 by Austin

I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading →

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How Would President Snow Handle The Coronavirus?

Posted on September 19, 2020 by Austin

I’ve been reading Suzanne Collins’ prequel to The Hunger Games, Modern Philosophers, and the book really has the Deep Thoughts flowing. The novel follows the life of a young Coriolanus Snow during the tenth Hunger Games.  Remarkable, the author manages … Continue reading →

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Georgia Governor Looks To Turn The Walking Dead Into A Documentary

Posted on July 18, 2020 by Austin

I don’t even know what to say anymore, Modern Philosophers, about people who refuse to wear a mask during a pandemic. I mean, I know what I want to say, but this is a family friendly blog, so I can’t … Continue reading →

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Uncle Sam Wants You To Wear A Mask

Posted on July 4, 2020 by Austin

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s not the same since you’re stuck at home, the fireworks have been canceled, and a pandemic is sweeping through the nation and killing your fellow Americans, but try to remember what it … Continue reading →

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Pandemic Groundhog Day

Posted on April 3, 2020 by Austin

Am I the only one who feels like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, Modern Philosophers? Every morning when I wake up, there’s this creepy sense of deja vu.  I’m not sure what day it is anymore since I don’t have … Continue reading →

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Imaginary Friends Not Subject To Social Distancing Rules

Posted on March 29, 2020 by Austin

There was finally some good news from the Coronavirus Task Force today, Modern Philosophers. After careful consideration, it has been decided that imaginary friends are not subject to social distancing rules. “We know people are suffering from loneliness as a … Continue reading →

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