Tag Archives: Donald Trump

If A Tree Falls In The Forest, Would Trump Blame Obama?

Great philosophical debate is always on the agenda at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers. The interns might be annoying, but they do know how to keep the Deep Thoughts flowing. It was the one with the nose ring … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

The Rise of the Ice Cream Socialists

At a time when our President cannot find the words to condemn Nazis and white supremacists, I think it’s time to support a new political party to lead our nation back from the brink of Trump-ageddon, Modern Philosophers. I offer … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 22 Comments

Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump

As Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom. But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England… According to a phone poll conducted by the … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 13 Comments

Inviting The President To Maine

Dear President Trump, I’ve noticed that work has been a bit stressful for you lately, and I wanted to suggest that a vacation in Maine might be exactly what you need. I know you like to go to your ritzy … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

The Lesser of Two Devils

“I was reading your blog earlier,” The Devil informed me as he entered the living room with a new six pack of Snapple to put in the cooler.  “I thought the responses to your last two posts were rather intriguing.” … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Mike Pence Is Calling To Assure You He’s Ready

If you’re like me, Modern Philosophers, you probably ignore incoming calls if you don’t recognize the number. Well, you might want to rethink that strategy because you could be missing a call from Vice President Mike Pence. According to multiple … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

Trump Hires Aaron Sorkin To Script His Next 100 Days

In response to his plummeting approval ratings, President Trump has made the bold move to hire award winning writer Aaron Sorkin to script the next one hundred days of his Presidency, Modern Philosophers. “Aaron is an amazing writer,” Trump told … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 17 Comments