Tag Archives: Donald Trump

Georgia Governor Looks To Turn The Walking Dead Into A Documentary

I don’t even know what to say anymore, Modern Philosophers, about people who refuse to wear a mask during a pandemic. I mean, I know what I want to say, but this is a family friendly blog, so I can’t … Continue reading

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Uncle Sam Wants You To Wear A Mask

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! I know it’s not the same since you’re stuck at home, the fireworks have been canceled, and a pandemic is sweeping through the nation and killing your fellow Americans, but try to remember what it … Continue reading

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The Eternal Winter Of My Discontent

When I woke up this morning, Modern Philosophers, it was snowing.  It was coming down quite hard and already sticking. At first, I was angry because it’s not supposed to snow in Maine.  The 182 Days of Terror clearly end … Continue reading

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Pandemic Groundhog Day

Am I the only one who feels like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, Modern Philosophers? Every morning when I wake up, there’s this creepy sense of deja vu.  I’m not sure what day it is anymore since I don’t have … Continue reading

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Imaginary Friends Not Subject To Social Distancing Rules

There was finally some good news from the Coronavirus Task Force today, Modern Philosophers. After careful consideration, it has been decided that imaginary friends are not subject to social distancing rules. “We know people are suffering from loneliness as a … Continue reading

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Pelosi Urges Democrats To Peach Trump

We live in challenging, bizarre, and fruity times, Modern Philosopher. Case in point would be today’s announcement by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi that she is urging Democrats to peach President Trump. Yes, you read that correctly.  She wants … Continue reading

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Trump Declares National Emergency Over Lack Of White House Snacks

I knew this was going to happen, Modern Philosophers. Once President Trump broke the seal on declaring a National Emergency in order to get his way, I knew it was just a matter of time before he used it again. … Continue reading

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Trump Blames Democrats For Polar Vortex

President Trump is, as always, hard at work on making us believe he is the smartest man in the country, Modern Philosophers. Today, Trump again put his intelligence on display by blaming Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats for the polar … Continue reading

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Trump Seen Stacking Pink Floyd Albums Along Southern Border

“Mother should I build the wall? Mother should I run for President?” — Donald Trump, age 8 President Trump really wants his border wall, Modern Philosophers, and he’s not going to let those tightwad Democrats keep him from getting it. … Continue reading

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Trump Is Leading Cause Of Depression In Americans

According to a new report, President Trump is now the leading cause of depression in Americans, Modern Philosophers The study, released by the Department Utilizing Statistics and Tables (DUST), revealed that Trump caused depression in more Americans than the next … Continue reading

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