Tag Archives: Dr Dre

10 Miles Alone With My Thoughts

Posted on May 5, 2018 by Austin

I ran ten miles this morning, Modern Philosophers, and, boy, is my brain tired! Ten miles is a long time to be alone with my thoughts.  While most runners I know prefer to listen to music out on the road, … Continue reading →

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When Hollywood Tries To Apologize

Posted on June 14, 2016 by Austin

It looks like Hollywood is trying to kiss and make up, Modern Philosophers. On Friday, my weekly column on The Good Men Project was about the time I met with Dr. Dre to discuss my screenplay, .33 Reverse Gunther.  Everything … Continue reading →

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Hollywood Confirmed As Ring Of Hell

Posted on June 12, 2016 by Austin

“I really enjoyed your column on The Good Men Project this week about the time you met Dr. Dre,” The Devil complimented me as he handed me a Snapple.  “I’ve never actually met the man.  Is he as cool as … Continue reading →

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That Time Hollywood Crushed Me

Posted on June 10, 2016 by Austin

Can you recall the exact moment that your life changed forever, Modern Philosophers? I remember it like it happened only yesterday, even though it occurred 15 years ago.  I rarely think about it because when I do, I hate myself … Continue reading →

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The Dr Dre-del: Making Hanukkah Hipper Than Ever

Posted on December 7, 2015 by Austin

“Do you remember your friend, Dr. Dre?” Hanukkah Harry asked as he handed me a slice of pepperoni pizza from my favorite  place in Bay Ridge. “Of course I remember him,” I answered with a heavy sigh.  “He almost changed … Continue reading →

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Flashback: The First Time I Met Dr Dre

Posted on August 18, 2013 by Austin

It’s been a while since I’ve talked about my screenwriting career on the blog, so I thought I’d flashback to a day that should’ve been my “That’s when it all began” moment. I think it was 2001.  I lived in … Continue reading →

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