Tag Archives: Dr Fauci

CDC Names “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” Its Official Holiday Song

In an attempt to make their announcements sound less like harbingers of impending doom, the CDC today shared that it has selected an official song for the 2020 Holiday Season, Modern Philosophers. “I’ll Be Home For Christmas” will have the … Continue reading

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Pandemic Groundhog Day

Am I the only one who feels like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day, Modern Philosophers? Every morning when I wake up, there’s this creepy sense of deja vu.  I’m not sure what day it is anymore since I don’t have … Continue reading

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Imaginary Friends Not Subject To Social Distancing Rules

There was finally some good news from the Coronavirus Task Force today, Modern Philosophers. After careful consideration, it has been decided that imaginary friends are not subject to social distancing rules. “We know people are suffering from loneliness as a … Continue reading

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