Tag Archives: Dragons

Advisers Urge President Obama To Declare Himself King

In the aftermath of Election Day, Modern Philosophers, America has seemed like an entirely different country as citizens react to and absorb the fact that Donald Trump has been elected the next President of the United States. Meanwhile, at the … Continue reading

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Naughty Dragon

Naughty Dragon, Did you ignore My reminder To take Your allergy Medication this morning? You took it? Really? That’s your story, Naughty Dragon? I only ask Because I care, And I know That the Pollen count Is extremely high In … Continue reading

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Dragons Sought For Questioning In Bangor Bank Heist

Bangor Police and Fire Departments are investigating a bank robbery at the Chase Bank on Colorado St that resulted in the building being burned to the ground. Bank officials have not yet disclosed how much money was taken in the … Continue reading

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Dragon Fire Outlawed As Means Of Clearing Snow In Maine

Maine Governor Paul LePage today pushed through a new law making it illegal for Mainers to use Dragon Fire to clear snow and ice. “While the Governor knows that using Dragons is a cheaper, less physically demanding means of clearing … Continue reading

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Drunk Dragon Knocks Out Power To Parts Of Maine

This is going to have to be a quick post, Modern Philosophers, because I don’t know how much longer I’ll have power.  It has been out most of the day, and authorities are saying that this is only a temporary … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Dragon With Allergy Issues Starts Forest Fire in Western Woods

The Modern Philosopher News Desk has learned that a forest fire in Maine’s infamous Western Woods was started by a Dragon suffering from allergies. Fires Departments from all over Maine have responded to fight the blaze, which authorities report is … Continue reading

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