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Tag Archives: drinking
Does Rudolph’s Red Nose Indicate A Drinking Problem?
I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I can’t wait to watch Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer tonight. It is a Holiday staple at The House on the Hill, and it fills my heart with Christmas Spirit to see … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged alcoholism, Christmas, drinking, Humor, Modern Philosopher, North Pole, Reindeer, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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Man Arrested For Assault After Hitting The Bottle
Rough days. We’ve all had a few, Modern Philosophers. Maybe not as rough as Ryan Doyle, a Milford resident, who was arrested for assault this afternoon after police were called to the local Hannaford. Doyle, a lifelong Mainer, who other … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged bottles, crime, drinking, hard day, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, police, Sarcasm, satire, stress
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Lightweight Champion
I’m going For a beer A little later, Which should be An adventure. Please recall, My friends, That I am The reigning Lightweight Champion. Though I stand 6 feet 3 inches tall, I drink As if I were 6 years … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Beer, dating, drinking, flirting, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, tipsy
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Genie, Tired Of His Dependence On The Bottle, Enters Rehab
The Genie is out of the bottle, Modern Philosophers. At least that is the wish Gustavo the Genie hopes is granted now that he has agreed to enter Rehab at an undisclosed location. “I have become far too dependent upon … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged drinking, genie, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rehab, satire, sobriety, Wishes
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