Tag Archives: drinking

Can You Party Like A Leprechaun?

Posted on March 17, 2017 by Austin

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I am very proud of my Irish heritage, and once lost my heart to a Sweet Irish Girl from the Emerald Isle.  As a result, I enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, … Continue reading →

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Does Rudolph’s Red Nose Indicate A Drinking Problem?

Posted on December 1, 2015 by Austin

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I can’t wait to watch Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer tonight. It is a Holiday staple at The House on the Hill, and it fills my heart with Christmas Spirit to see … Continue reading →

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Man Arrested For Assault After Hitting The Bottle

Posted on September 3, 2015 by Austin

Rough days.  We’ve all had a few, Modern Philosophers. Maybe not as rough as Ryan Doyle, a Milford resident, who was arrested for assault this afternoon after police were called to the local Hannaford. Doyle, a lifelong Mainer, who other … Continue reading →

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Lightweight Champion

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Austin

I’m going For a beer A little later, Which should be An adventure. Please recall, My friends, That I am The reigning Lightweight Champion. Though I stand 6 feet 3 inches tall, I drink As if I were 6 years … Continue reading →

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Genie, Tired Of His Dependence On The Bottle, Enters Rehab

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Austin

The Genie is out of the bottle, Modern Philosophers.  At least that is the wish Gustavo the Genie hopes is granted now that he has agreed to enter Rehab at an undisclosed location. “I have become far too dependent upon … Continue reading →

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