Tag Archives: drinking

Can You Party Like A Leprechaun?

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, I am very proud of my Irish heritage, and once lost my heart to a Sweet Irish Girl from the Emerald Isle.  As a result, I enjoy celebrating St. Patrick’s Day, … Continue reading

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Does Rudolph’s Red Nose Indicate A Drinking Problem?

I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but I can’t wait to watch Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer tonight. It is a Holiday staple at The House on the Hill, and it fills my heart with Christmas Spirit to see … Continue reading

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Man Arrested For Assault After Hitting The Bottle

Rough days.  We’ve all had a few, Modern Philosophers. Maybe not as rough as Ryan Doyle, a Milford resident, who was arrested for assault this afternoon after police were called to the local Hannaford. Doyle, a lifelong Mainer, who other … Continue reading

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Lightweight Champion

I’m going For a beer A little later, Which should be An adventure. Please recall, My friends, That I am The reigning Lightweight Champion. Though I stand 6 feet 3 inches tall, I drink As if I were 6 years … Continue reading

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Meet Me After Work For A Shot!

Normally, Modern Philosophers, the invitation extended to me in the title of this blog post would put me in a good mood.  Even more so, when you consider it came from a very nice young lady. However, after I received … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Stop Your Wining

Dear Modern Philosopher, Let me begin by warning you that I am writing this in the dark with my sunglasses on, so please forgive me for any typos. Also, if you could reply in a whisper, I would really appreciate … Continue reading

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Genie, Tired Of His Dependence On The Bottle, Enters Rehab

The Genie is out of the bottle, Modern Philosophers.  At least that is the wish Gustavo the Genie hopes is granted now that he has agreed to enter Rehab at an undisclosed location. “I have become far too dependent upon … Continue reading

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