Tag Archives: driving

Driving With My Head In The Clouds

Posted on July 13, 2020 by Austin

It was a typical Monday, Modern Philosophers, which means I returned to The House on the Hill beaten and exhausted after a long day in the trenches. Rather than just wallow in my basement bunker as I wondered why people … Continue reading →

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I’m Thankful For Less Anxiety

Posted on November 21, 2018 by Austin

Happy Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers! In honor of the holiday, I thought I’d write a post about something for which I am thankful this year. As Turkey Day rolls around, I’m grateful that there is less anxiety in my life. It’s … Continue reading →

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Back In The Gas Guzzling Saddle Again

Posted on August 28, 2015 by Austin

I went grocery shopping this morning, Modern Philosophers, and on my way to the store, I realized that it was the first time I’d driven in a week. That’s how relaxing this vacation has been. Driving isn’t one of my … Continue reading →

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Junk In The Trunk

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Austin

I’ve said all along that April 1 is the real First Day of Spring in Maine, Modern Philosophers. With that in mind, I thought the proper thing to do on First Day of Spring Eve was to take all the … Continue reading →

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I Have A Very Particular Set Of Driving Skills

Posted on February 5, 2015 by Austin

While I’ve never been mistaken for Liam Neeson, Modern Philosophers, like his character in Taken, I have a very particular set of skills. However, mine have nothing at all to do with tracking down and killing the men who kidnapped … Continue reading →

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Slow And Steady Wins The Most Important Race

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Austin

You don’t always have to be the fastest to come out the winner in a race, Modern Philosophers. The all knowing weather people predicted just a dusting to an inch of snow today. That was fine by me, the guy … Continue reading →

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Thank You, Santa Claus

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Austin

Dear Santa, I just wanted To thank you For the amazing job You do For us Every Christmas. I know You are old, And old people Don’t really Like to drive, But you Ignore that, And drive a sleigh All … Continue reading →

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A Harrowing Drive Home Through The Blizzard

Posted on November 26, 2014 by Austin

Even though The House on the Hill is only 5 miles from where I work, it was not an easy drive home, Modern Philosophers. I thought I’d share some more photos while I talk about facing one of my biggest … Continue reading →

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My Top 5 Fake Allergies

Posted on August 27, 2014 by Austin

I have my annual physical tomorrow, Modern Philosophers, and I’ll be seeing a new doctor since Dr. Jekyll has taken a leave of absence due to personal issues. I’ll have to go over my complete medical history with the new … Continue reading →

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Driving Out The Monday Demons

Posted on August 18, 2014 by Austin

I’ve never been a big fan of driving, Modern Philosophers. That probably stems from growing up in New York City, where the only real reason to have a car was either so you could be a wheel man on a … Continue reading →

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