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Tag Archives: driving
Driving With My Head In The Clouds
It was a typical Monday, Modern Philosophers, which means I returned to The House on the Hill beaten and exhausted after a long day in the trenches. Rather than just wallow in my basement bunker as I wondered why people … Continue reading
I’m Thankful For Less Anxiety
Happy Thanksgiving, Modern Philosophers! In honor of the holiday, I thought I’d write a post about something for which I am thankful this year. As Turkey Day rolls around, I’m grateful that there is less anxiety in my life. It’s … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged anxiety, being thankful, coping skills, driving, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, phobias, sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving
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Back In The Gas Guzzling Saddle Again
I went grocery shopping this morning, Modern Philosophers, and on my way to the store, I realized that it was the first time I’d driven in a week. That’s how relaxing this vacation has been. Driving isn’t one of my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged driving, grocery shopping, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, relaxing, Sarcasm, satire, sugar mommas, vacation, writing
5 Comments
Junk In The Trunk
I’ve said all along that April 1 is the real First Day of Spring in Maine, Modern Philosophers. With that in mind, I thought the proper thing to do on First Day of Spring Eve was to take all the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged April, car trunk, driving, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, rocks, Sarcasm, satire, Spring, traction
10 Comments
I Have A Very Particular Set Of Driving Skills
While I’ve never been mistaken for Liam Neeson, Modern Philosophers, like his character in Taken, I have a very particular set of skills. However, mine have nothing at all to do with tracking down and killing the men who kidnapped … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged driveway, driving, Humor, Liam Neeson, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Taken, winter
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Slow And Steady Wins The Most Important Race
You don’t always have to be the fastest to come out the winner in a race, Modern Philosophers. The all knowing weather people predicted just a dusting to an inch of snow today. That was fine by me, the guy … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged caution, driving, Humor, Modern Philosopher, phobias, Sarcasm, satire, snow, weather, winter, winter driving
20 Comments
Thank You, Santa Claus
Dear Santa, I just wanted To thank you For the amazing job You do For us Every Christmas. I know You are old, And old people Don’t really Like to drive, But you Ignore that, And drive a sleigh All … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Poetry
Tagged Christmas, driving, Humor, Modern Philosopher, poem, Santa Claus, Santa's sleigh, Sarcasm, satire, senior citizens
4 Comments
A Harrowing Drive Home Through The Blizzard
Even though The House on the Hill is only 5 miles from where I work, it was not an easy drive home, Modern Philosophers. I thought I’d share some more photos while I talk about facing one of my biggest … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, driving, Humor, Modern Philosopher, phobias, photos, Sarcasm, satire, snow, Winter Storm Cato
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My Top 5 Fake Allergies
I have my annual physical tomorrow, Modern Philosophers, and I’ll be seeing a new doctor since Dr. Jekyll has taken a leave of absence due to personal issues. I’ll have to go over my complete medical history with the new … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged allergies, dating, doctor, driving, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, My Top 5, physical, Sarcasm, satire
16 Comments
Driving Out The Monday Demons
I’ve never been a big fan of driving, Modern Philosophers. That probably stems from growing up in New York City, where the only real reason to have a car was either so you could be a wheel man on a … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged demons, driving, Humor, Love, Modern Philosopher, Monday, open road, Sarcasm, satire
19 Comments