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Tag Archives: Easter Basket
Down The Bunny Hole
“Happy Easter,” Aaron said with a smile as he raised his Snapple bottle in a salute. It was Easter Sunday, and the best friends had risen early to sit on their favorite bench next to the river. “Happy Easter,” Holly … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged best friends, Easter, Easter Basket, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story
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Don’t Ruin The Fairy Tale
Aaron and Holly sat on benches on opposite side of the path that ran along the river. They both wore masks, and they each had their beverage of choice handy. It was Easter Sunday, so it was quieter than normal … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged best friends, Easter, Easter Basket, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, social distancing
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Easter Bunny Hospitalized After Laying Too Many Easter Eggs
Easter is in jeopardy, Modern Philosophers, after the Easter Bunny was rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment of severe exhaustion. While getting ready for the big holiday, which celebrates the invention of Easter Candy by the Pilgrims in 1695, … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Easter, Easter Basket, Easter Bunny, Easter Eggs, health, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Witches
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A Cavity Creeps Love Letter
Dear Easter Bunny, Happy Easter! We just wanted to write a quick letter to tell you how much we enjoy the amazing work you do this time every year. The world would be a much better place if there were … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged cavities, cavity creeps, Easter, Easter Basket, Easter Bunny, Easter Candy, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, teeth
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