Tag Archives: Easter Baskets

To Hell In An Easter Basket

Posted on March 27, 2016 by Austin

The Devil, wearing an eye catching pastel tie with his usual impeccably tailored suit, strode into my living room with such determination that I feared he was coming to claim my eternal soul. Instead, he slammed an Easter Basket down … Continue reading →

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Chocolate Trumps All The Rage This Easter

Posted on March 23, 2016 by Austin

Chocolate Trumps are going to be HUUUUUGE this Easter, Modern Philosophers! According to data supplied by both the Republican Party and the Easter Bunny, sales of Chocolate Trumps have skyrocketed to the point that they could easily clear any border … Continue reading →

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Pope Francis To Permit Delivery Of Easter Baskets To Maine Zombies

Posted on April 19, 2014 by Austin

There’s breaking news coming out of the Vatican tonight, Modern Philosophers! Pope Francis has just announced that he has agreed to allow the Easter Bunny to deliver Easter Baskets to Maine’s Zombie population on Easter Sunday. The Holy Father, who … Continue reading →

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DEA Asks Easter Bunny To Not Buy His Grass From Colorado Or Washington

Posted on March 29, 2014 by Austin

Spring is here, Modern Philosophers, which means that Easter is just around the corner. As I revealed to you on the blog last year, the Easter Bunny spends a lot of time in Maine because a majority of the items … Continue reading →

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Easter Bunny Needs To Bail Out Maine Farmers Arrested For Growing His “Special Grass”

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Austin

The Easter Bunny had to make an unscheduled stop in Maine today to post bail for a half dozen farmers who grow and harvest the special grass he uses in Easter Baskets.  Out of respect for the farmers, and because … Continue reading →

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Easter Bunny Struggles To Keep Up With Mainers’ Requests For Chocolate Lobsters

Posted on March 24, 2013 by Austin

A spokesman for the Easter Bunny today revealed that his boss is having a hard time keeping up with requests from Maine children, who are asking for chocolate lobsters in their Easter baskets. “I think it started as a joke,” … Continue reading →

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