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Tag Archives: Easter Egg Hunt
Stay At Home Easter Egg Hunts Will Sharpen Your Memory
I don’t know about you, Modern Philosophers, but things are getting a little foggy up in my brainy gray matter. I blame it on the severe isolation brought about by the governor’s stay at home order, which has made all … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Easter, Easter Egg Hunt, Humor, isolation, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing, stay at home
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White House Easter Egg Hunt Held In Trump’s Hair
Apparently, the White House doesn’t feel Americans have been challenged enough by having to put up with Donald Trump as their President, Modern Philosophers. Trump’s staffers decided to make the annual White House Easter Egg even more difficult by having … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics
Tagged Donald Trump, Easter, Easter Bunny, Easter Egg Hunt, Happy Easter, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, White House Easter Egg Hunt
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Pope Francis Hires Dan Brown To Plan Vatican Easter Egg Hunt
Pope Francis finally let a huge cat out the bag when he addressed a Good Friday gathering of over 200,000 faithful in St. Peter’s Square last night, Modern Philosophers. The Pope will be hosting an Easter Egg Hunt at The … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Angels and Demons, Books, Dan Brown, Easter, Easter Egg Hunt, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Pope Francis, Robert Langdon, satire, The Da Vinci Code, Tom Hanks, Vatican
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Sales of Easter Egg Hunting Licenses Skyrocket in Maine!
Mainers are apparently very excited about going hunting for Easter Eggs this weekend! This Modern Philosopher has learned that City Halls and Town Offices throughout the state have been flooded with citizens looking to purchase Easter Egg Hunting licenses. Easter … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Easter, Easter Egg Hunt, Easter Eggs, Humor, Hunting, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire
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