Tag Archives: Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny To Replace Easter Eggs With IOUs

Posted on April 8, 2023 by Austin

Here comes Peter Cottontail, Modern Philosophers.  He’s hopping down the Bunny Trail, but he’s not bringing his usual assortment of festively colored Easter eggs for children to find. That’s right, folks, even the Easter Bunny has felt the ill effects … Continue reading →

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An Easter Egg On Easter

Posted on April 21, 2019 by Austin

Happy Easter, Modern Philosophers! I know the writing of my TV series has caused me to neglect the blog, but that doesn’t mean you guys aren’t on my mind. I think of you every time I put on a toga, … Continue reading →

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Trump Bans Non-Orange Easter Eggs

Posted on March 30, 2017 by Austin

In a move that probably won’t surprise as many people as it really should, Modern Philosophers, President Trump issued an Executive Order today banning all non-orange Easter eggs. While it’s most likely just another calculated move to freak us out … Continue reading →

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Easter Bunny Hospitalized After Laying Too Many Easter Eggs

Posted on March 22, 2016 by Austin

Easter is in jeopardy, Modern Philosophers, after the Easter Bunny was rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment of severe exhaustion. While getting ready for the big holiday, which celebrates the invention of Easter Candy by the Pilgrims in 1695, … Continue reading →

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FDA: Green Easter Eggs Do Make You Horny

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Austin

On Holy Thursday, the Food & Drug Administration announced that months of studies have led them to colclude that green Easter eggs actually DO make you horny. “We’ve known for years that green M&Ms make people horny, and now we … Continue reading →

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Hopping Banned On Bunny Trail Due To Fall Risks

Posted on April 1, 2015 by Austin

The National Parks Department, in a joint statement with the Easter Bunny, today announced that all hopping has been banned on the world famous Bunny Trail until further notice. Since the Bunny Trail falls under the jurisdiction of the Parks … Continue reading →

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A Visit With Ti-Diana, Maine’s Easter Egg Making Witch

Posted on March 30, 2013 by Austin

Earlier this week, I blogged about the important, yet secret role that Maine plays in the Easter Holiday.  Mainers weave the baskets and make some of the chocolate.  In addition, the Easter Bunny has his special grass grown on farms … Continue reading →

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Sales of Easter Egg Hunting Licenses Skyrocket in Maine!

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Austin

Mainers are apparently very excited about going hunting for Easter Eggs this weekend!  This Modern Philosopher has learned that City Halls and Town Offices throughout the state have been flooded with citizens looking to purchase Easter Egg Hunting licenses. Easter … Continue reading →

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