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Tag Archives: Easter
The Return of the Zombie King
“Happy Easter!” Aaron announced excitedly as he passed Holly a chocolate rabbit wrapped in gold foil. Holly’s beautiful face lit up and her checks blushed. “Aaron! You didn’t have to do this…” “I know and I almost didn’t,” he replied. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Easter, flash fiction, Humor, inflation, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, Zombies 6 Comments
Why Not Make It A Great Friday?
Happy Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! Growing up Catholic, this was a day that always confused me. Even back then, dressed in my Catholic school boy uniform, I was still metaphorically wearing the toga of the Modern Philosopher. The thing was, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged Easter, Good Friday, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Nuns, Religion, Sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show 12 Comments
Not So Good Friday
I know the calendar says that today is Good Friday, Modern Philosophers, but I think someone is playing a cruel joke on me. As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, a huge April blizzard was bearing down on The House on … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor Tagged Blizzard, coronavirus, Covid 19, Easter, Good Friday, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, power outage, Sarcasm, satire 12 Comments
Here Comes Satan Cottontail
“Happy Easter!” The Devil declared excitedly as he entered the living room carrying the largest Easter basket I had ever seen. After he’d placed the behemoth gift on the table, I was finally able to catch a glimpse of my … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor Tagged April Fool's Day, Easter, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Religion, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil 6 Comments
It’s My Run-iversary!
The Easter Bunny brought me a very special gift this year, Modern Philosophers. Not only is today both Easter and April Fool’s Day, but it is also my Run-iversary. One year ago today, I got my lazy ass up off … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor Tagged Easter, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, starting a running program, wellness 17 Comments