Tag Archives: Easter

Lucifer the Magnificent

I thought I had seen it all.  Then I walked into the living room of The House on the Hill on Easter Sunday to find the Devil preparing the put on a magic show. Instead of his usual impeccably tailored … Continue reading

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Is That Jesus In The Easter Bunny Costume?

Like most Americans, Modern Philosophers, I don’t listen to much British talk radio.  Not only is the distance a problem, but I also prefer not to be bored to death when I crank up the old wireless. Every once in … Continue reading

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What Would Jesus Think of Easter?

Happy Good Friday, Modern Philosophers! Back in the day, this meant a day off from Catholic school.  In the adult world, however, it was just another $%!##& day at work. Oh well.  Just because there’s a “Good” in the name, … Continue reading

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Pope Okays Chocolate Eucharist For Easter Mass

Pope Francis gave Catholics an early Easter present today, Modern Philosophers, when he announced that he has approved the use of chocolate Eucharists by churches at Easter Sunday Mass. The move, which drove old school Catholics to their rosaries to … Continue reading

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Trump Bans Non-Orange Easter Eggs

In a move that probably won’t surprise as many people as it really should, Modern Philosophers, President Trump issued an Executive Order today banning all non-orange Easter eggs. While it’s most likely just another calculated move to freak us out … Continue reading

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Monday Morning Coffee Club: 3/28/16

It’s Monday, Modern Philosophers. I was going to submit that as my blog post, but the interns insist that a blog post must be longer than four words. What do they know?  They’re just interns, right? Does a blog post … Continue reading

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To Hell In An Easter Basket

The Devil, wearing an eye catching pastel tie with his usual impeccably tailored suit, strode into my living room with such determination that I feared he was coming to claim my eternal soul. Instead, he slammed an Easter Basket down … Continue reading

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