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Tag Archives: Election Day
Tell Me One Nice Thing About You
“Do you want to know why I am so looking forward to Wednesday?” Aaron asked before he took a huge gulp of his Snapple. It was the Sunday before Election Day, and the best friends were seated on their favorite … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged best friends, campaign ads, Election Day, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story 11 Comments
Will Vote For Donuts
“I did something yesterday that required me to wander outside my comfort zone, be social, and come out of my candy coated introvert’s shell,” Aaron boasted with a sly smile. It was Sunday in Maine, eight days before Halloween, and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor Tagged best friends, Election Day, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, short story 8 Comments
Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner
After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale. I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Politics, Presidential Election, Sarcasm, satire 5 Comments
Trump Declares Victory Over Halloween
Just mere days after the White House website claimed that the administration had put an end to COVID-19, President Trump has taken credit for another huge accomplishment, Modern Philosophers. Now he’s declared victory over Halloween. At a campaign rally in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Election Day, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, President Trump, Sarcasm, satire 11 Comments
I Voted! Did It Work???
I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged absentee ballots, democracy, Donald Trump, Election Day, Humor, Joe Biden, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, vote 6 Comments
The Highly Anticipated Return of the Sunday Rejects
It’s been a long time, Modern Philosophers, since I’ve shared some of my monologue jokes with you. Now that we’ve survived Election Day, I thought we might celebrate by welcoming the Sunday Rejects back to the blog. As you know, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Writing Tagged Election Day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, monologue jokes, President Trump, sarcasm, satire, The Nite Show with Danny Cashman, Veteran's Day, writing 13 Comments
Trump University To Buy The Electoral College?
In a stunning development on the eve of Election Day, Wall Street insiders have announced that Trump University is attempting to buy the Electoral College. Most political pundits agree that the only way Donald Trump could defeat Hillary Clinton and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged 2016 Presidential Election, business, Donald Trump, Election Day, Electoral College, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Trump University 10 Comments
Are We Dinosaurs Admiring A Meteor?
The Devil made a big play of using his silk handkerchief to clear the dust from his impeccably tailored suit. He stood at the bottom of the stairs that had led him down into the basement bunker of The House … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics, Writing Tagged dinosaurs, Donald Trump, Election Day, extinction, Hillary Clinton, Humor, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, short story, The Devil 12 Comments
Tell Me When It’s Safe Again
One of the interns ignored protocol and came down into the basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know her name. She’s the one with the goofy smile and the cute freckles. Anyway, the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Politics Tagged blogging, Donald Trump, Election Day, Hillary Clinton, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, The Simpsons 11 Comments