Tag Archives: Election Day

Tell Me One Nice Thing About You

Posted on November 6, 2022 by Austin

“Do you want to know why I am so looking forward to Wednesday?” Aaron asked before he took a huge gulp of his Snapple. It was the Sunday before Election Day, and the best friends were seated on their favorite … Continue reading →

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Will Vote For Donuts

Posted on October 23, 2022 by Austin

“I did something yesterday that required me to wander outside my comfort zone, be social, and come out of my candy coated introvert’s shell,” Aaron boasted with a sly smile. It was Sunday in Maine, eight days before Halloween, and … Continue reading →

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Americans Finally Exhale As Biden Declared Winner

Posted on November 7, 2020 by Austin

After what seemed like years, Joe Biden has finally been declared the next President of the United States, Modern Philosophers! For the first time since Tuesday, I’ve been able to exhale.  I had no idea that I’d been holding my … Continue reading →

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The Patron Saint of Election Day

Posted on November 1, 2020 by Austin

Holly sipped her coffee, and then smiled over at Aaron, before returning her mask to the ready position. Aaron nodded from his bench on his side of the path.  “Looks like you survived Halloween and the couple’s costume conundrum relatively … Continue reading →

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Trump Declares Victory Over Halloween

Posted on October 31, 2020 by Austin

Just mere days after the White House website claimed that the administration had put an end to COVID-19, President Trump has taken credit for another huge accomplishment, Modern Philosophers. Now he’s declared victory over Halloween. At a campaign rally in … Continue reading →

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I Voted! Did It Work???

Posted on October 17, 2020 by Austin

I haven’t been this enthusiastic about voting since my Residence Hall Government Election during my Junior year of college, Modern Philosophers. Back then, I was a first time candidate running for President, and I didn’t think I had much of … Continue reading →

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The Highly Anticipated Return of the Sunday Rejects

Posted on November 11, 2018 by Austin

It’s been a long time, Modern Philosophers, since I’ve shared some of my monologue jokes with you. Now that we’ve survived Election Day, I thought we might celebrate by welcoming the Sunday Rejects back to the blog. As you know, … Continue reading →

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Trump University To Buy The Electoral College?

Posted on November 7, 2016 by Austin

In a stunning development on the eve of Election Day, Wall Street insiders have announced that Trump University is attempting to buy the Electoral College. Most political pundits agree that the only way Donald Trump could defeat Hillary Clinton and … Continue reading →

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Are We Dinosaurs Admiring A Meteor?

Posted on November 6, 2016 by Austin

The Devil made a big play of using his silk handkerchief to clear the dust from his impeccably tailored suit. He stood at the bottom of the stairs that had led him down into the basement bunker of The House … Continue reading →

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Tell Me When It’s Safe Again

Posted on November 2, 2016 by Austin

One of the interns ignored protocol and came down into the basement bunker of The House on the Hill today, Modern Philosophers. I don’t know her name.  She’s the one with the goofy smile and the cute freckles.  Anyway, the … Continue reading →

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