Tag Archives: election

Why Won’t Trump Woo The Albinos?

You don’t need to be Donald Trump’s personal chef, Modern Philosophers, to know he prefers white meat. Trump’s popularity among voters increases exponentially as the color of their skin gets lighter.  Conversely, the Republican Presidential candidate’s desire to ban people … Continue reading

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Mayor McCheese Refutes Allegations Of Cannibalism

Election Day might still be eight months away, Modern Philosophers, but things sure are heating up (or sizzling???) in the Maine Gubernatorial Race. Today, challenger and frontrunner Mayor McCheese responded to allegations in a Penobscot County Courier article that referred … Continue reading

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