Tag Archives: Elves

Sessions Wouldn’t Use Elfin Magic To Stop The Caravan

President Trump’s reason for firing fun size Attorney General Jeff Session is becoming a little clearer, Modern Philosophers. My source inside the White House informs me that the original theory floating around the internet is a complete fabrication. “President Trump … Continue reading

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Star Wars Fever Severely Disrupts North Pole Toy Production

A long time ago, at a workshop far, far away… Santa’s Elves were hard at work making the toys that good little girls and boys all over the world will be receiving on Christmas. That was, until Star Wars Fever … Continue reading

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Jump Start Your Brain: Christmas Is Coming To Town!

Happy Saturday, Modern Philosophers! It’s a chilly 17 degrees in Maine, but I am warmed with the Holiday Spirit.  Christmas is coming, as are longer days.  It’s hard to believe that Winter hasn’t even officially started yet, but at least … Continue reading

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Mrs. Claus Working To Improve Elf Literacy

The House on the Hill welcomed a special guest from The North Pole today, Modern Philosophers. Mrs. Claus surprised me with a Writer’s Day visit, and I couldn’t have been more thrilled. “I knew from reading your blog that you … Continue reading

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North Pole Denies Closings Are Due To Ebola Scare

Despite what you might have heard, Modern Philosophers, there is no Ebola scare at The North Pole. While it is true that The North Pole Police Department has closed all entry points to Santa’s home, the Ebola rumors rocketing around … Continue reading

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Wednesday Morning Eggnog Club: Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! A Hump Day Christmas is supposed to mean a year of good luck for the camels in your life, so I’m guessing those of you who own a camel are pretty excited. Just wanted to take … Continue reading

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Several Of Santa’s Elves Arrested For Selling Spots On The Nice List

As the calendar turns to December, it looks like scandal has rocked the North Pole, Modern Philosophers. My sources at Santa’s Village tell me that North Pole Police raided Santa’s Workshop just after 9:00AM, and arrested several Elves, who have … Continue reading

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Elf Growth Spurt Jeopardizes North Pole Toy Production

It must be something in the water, Modern Philosophers. That’s the only theory North Pole Scientists have been able to come up with to explain the bizarre growth spurt that has affected the Elf population in Santa’s Village over the … Continue reading

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