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England To Become Our 51st State On July 4

Posted on July 3, 2016 by Austin

President Obama has chosen Independence Day Eve, Modern Philosophers, to make the shocking announcement that England will become out fifty-first state on July 4. “Sure, our will flags look a little awkward now with a fifty-first star,” The President told … Continue reading →

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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor

Posted on July 3, 2015 by Austin

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead…

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England Offers To Take Back US; Americans Laugh At Wacky British Humor

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Austin

According to multiple sources in the White House, this Modern Philosopher has learned that British Prime Minister David Cameron made a most unusual call to President Barack Obama this morning. Instead of the expected Independence Day well wishes, the Prime … Continue reading →

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