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Tag Archives: evolution
Pray The Ice Can’t Climb
I had a very intriguing Deep Thought during my run this morning, Modern Philosophers. I’m very thankful that ice hasn’t evolved to a point where it can climb stairs. Look at this photo. All the giant chunks of ice in … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged evolution, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philiospher, Sarcasm, satire, Spring
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Creationists Protest Raises Given To Stars Of “The Big Bang Theory”
Creationists have been picketing outside of CBS Headquarters in New York City to protest the much publicized raises given to the big three stars of the network’s high rated sitcom, “The Big Bang Theory”. It was announced earlier this week … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged creationism, evolution, Humor, Jim Parsons, Johnny Galecki, Kaley Cuoco, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, The Big Bang Theory
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Dawn Of The Beautifully Colored Dead
A surprising twist to the Fall Foliage Season in Maine, Modern Philosophers… The Zombies seem to be changing color as well to better fit in with their surroundings. “We think the Zombies are finally evolving, having been a part of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged colors, evolution, Fall, foliage, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Zombie Apocalypse, Zombies
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