Tag Archives: exercise

No Rest For The Wicked

I’ve been told that I look rather adorable when I’m asleep. In fact, I’m fairly certain that the word “cherubic” has been used to describe my status when I’m off visiting Dream Land.  Perhaps it’s because this is the only … Continue reading

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2 Tired 2 Be Hilarious

I don’t know if anyone let you in on the secret, Modern Philosophers, but today is Monday. In case I woke up not knowing what day it was, I was quickly aware that today was the Mondayest of Mondays. And, … Continue reading

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Burn Calories, Not Flags

I’m a little concerned with the state of the nation, Modern Philosophers. As I’ve been locked safely away in my basement bunker since Election Night, my information about the status of the country has been coming to me almost completely … Continue reading

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What Makes The Fat Guy Run?

The Other Melissa dropped by The House on the Hill unannounced again last night, Modern Philosophers. This was perfectly fine with me because, unlike my other surprise drop in visitor, aka The Devil, The Other Melissa is quite easy on … Continue reading

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Showing A Little October Leg

I’ve got no problem using a little sex to draw readers to the blog, Modern Philosophers, so go ahead and take a long gander at those sexy legs. I know the photo wasn’t taken from the most flattering angle, but … Continue reading

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Idiot Mainer Trades Money For Sweat

In what could go down in the annals, Modern Philosophers, as the worst trade in history after the Red Sox trading Babe Ruth to the Yankees, and Jack trading a cow for “magic” beans, some idiot in Maine today actually … Continue reading

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I Slept Past 10AM: Now I’m Doomed!

The plan for this morning, Modern Philosophers, was to get up early and go for a run. And I was serious about the running thing. I had my running clothes ready to go. I’d even bought a scale yesterday. You … Continue reading

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