Tag Archives: exhaustion

I Slept Past 10AM: Now I’m Doomed!

The plan for this morning, Modern Philosophers, was to get up early and go for a run. And I was serious about the running thing. I had my running clothes ready to go. I’d even bought a scale yesterday. You … Continue reading

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Nap Well, Sweet Prince

Would you like to hear a secret about your beloved leader, Modern Philosophers? He looks ridiculously adorable when he’s sleeping.  I’d take a photo for you, but I worry that Austin would see it as a complete betrayal and ban … Continue reading

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When Did My Brain Get So Fat?

I could barely lift my head today, Modern Philosophers, because my brain had inexplicably gotten ridiculously fat. Of course, I realize it’s not normal for that particular body part to suddenly put on weight, but I know my body and … Continue reading

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How Tired Must I Be To Forget?

I’m absolutely exhausted, Modern Philosophers. But I’m not tired enough… For the second day in a row, I parked my ass at my desk at 6:30am and did not leave the office until 5:45pm. That is an extremely long work … Continue reading

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My Adventures In Sleep Running

I’m not going to point fingers at who is responsible for my going out for a run in a Zombie-like state this morning, Modern Philosophers, because I am getting a witty blog post out of the situation. However, let’s just … Continue reading

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Post Traumatic Snow Disorder

I spent five years working at a mental hospital, Modern Philosophers, so I feel comfortable diagnosing myself with PTSD… Post Traumatic Snow Disorder. I was up at 5:30 this morning, which is about an hour and a half earlier than … Continue reading

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