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When The Weather Outside Is Frightful
“I noticed your post-run photo on my Facebook feed this morning,” The Devil informed me as he fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler. “Ten degrees seems awfully chilly to be going outside for anything, let alone a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Facebook, Fitness, Humor, Life in Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, short story, Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, The Devil
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Users Give Major Dislike To Facebook’s Ban On Baby Photos
In a move that was a long time in coming, Modern Philosophers, Facebook finally announced today that it was banning all baby photos. “Users will have 48 hours to post as many baby photos as they want to just get … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged baby photos, Dislike, Facebook, Humor, Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Zuckerberg, Modern Philosopher, sarcasm, satire, Social Media, Technology
15 Comments
My Girlfriend Is Always Right
I’ve come up with a new relationship status for Facebook, Modern Philosophers: My girlfriend is always right. The next time I see Mark Zuckerberg, I will definitely run this one past him. It’s a relationship status that I would add … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged Facebook, Flu, girlfriend, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, relationship status, Relationships, sarcasm, satire, snow
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Dragged Kicking And Screaming Back To Reality
I did not want to get out of bed this morning, Modern Philosophers. I woke up before my alarm was set to go off because my internal anxiety clock jolted me from slumber. It was my first day back to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged back to school, back to work, Facebook, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, screenwriting, vacation, work
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Satan And The Daredevils
“I see your friend Debra went skydiving yesterday,” The Devil announced when he returned to the living room after another of his mysterious disappearances. He often excused himself and vanished out onto the front porch of The House on the … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Humor, Philosophy, Writing
Tagged daredevils, Facebook, fiction, hell, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, short story, skydiving, The Devil
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And Sometimes, A Time Machine Crash Lands On Your Lawn
Sometimes, Modern Philosophers, you just want to spend a quiet Saturday at The House on the Hill catching up on your writing. And sometimes, a time machine crash lands on your lawn. The latter happened to me today, and I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love, Philosophy
Tagged divorce, ex-wife, Facebook, friend request, Humor, Modern Philosopher, out of the blue, Relationships, Sarcasm, satire, Time Travel
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