Tag Archives: Facebook

When The Weather Outside Is Frightful

“I noticed your post-run photo on my Facebook feed this morning,” The Devil informed me as he fished a bottle of Snapple out of the cooler.  “Ten degrees seems awfully chilly to be going outside for anything, let alone a … Continue reading

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Users Give Major Dislike To Facebook’s Ban On Baby Photos

In a move that was a long time in coming, Modern Philosophers, Facebook finally announced today that it was banning all baby photos. “Users will have 48 hours to post as many baby photos as they want to just get … Continue reading

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My Girlfriend Is Always Right

I’ve come up with a new relationship status for Facebook, Modern Philosophers: My girlfriend is always right. The next time I see Mark Zuckerberg, I will definitely run this one past him. It’s a relationship status that I would add … Continue reading

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Dragged Kicking And Screaming Back To Reality

I did not want to get out of bed this morning, Modern Philosophers. I woke up before my alarm was set to go off because my internal anxiety clock jolted me from slumber. It was my first day back to … Continue reading

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Satan And The Daredevils

“I see your friend Debra went skydiving yesterday,” The Devil announced when he returned to the living room after another of his mysterious disappearances. He often excused himself and vanished out onto the front porch of The House on the … Continue reading

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And Sometimes, A Time Machine Crash Lands On Your Lawn

Sometimes, Modern Philosophers, you just want to spend a quiet Saturday at The House on the Hill catching up on your writing. And sometimes, a time machine crash lands on your lawn. The latter happened to me today, and I … Continue reading

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