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Tag Archives: Fall
The Rain In Maine Is Sometimes A Sweaty Pain
It’s Sunday, Modern Philosophers, and I thought I should write a quick running post so you didn’t think that I’ve given up on my running program. I am definitely still at it, and today was run #80 since I started … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged dedication, Fall, Fitness, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, rain, running, Sarcasm, satire, wellness
22 Comments
Agent Orange: Freezing Fall Foliage Follies
It was a chilly 26 degrees when I awakened under the warm covers at The House on the Hill this morning, Modern Philosophers. I stayed in bed for as long as I could, getting a full play by play of … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Fall, Fall Foliage, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, photos, running, Sarcasm, satire
15 Comments
As The Skies Darken, The Pace Quickens
The sky above The House on the Hill did not look like it wanted me to venture out for my morning run, Modern Philosophers. While the calendar still says it is Summer, Football Weather had definitely arrived. The sky was … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged beat the clock, exercise, Fall, football weather, Humor, Modern Philosopher, rain, running, Sarcasm, satire, team goals
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Just A Stroll Around The Office Park
It was a beautiful Fall day in Maine, Modern Philosophers. 61 degrees and sunny, with a snowstorm on the way tomorrow. Just in time for Thanksgiving. Since the weather was perfect, my coworker Micki and I decided to go for … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged exercise, Fall, Humor, lunch, Modern Philosopher, photos, Sarcasm, satire, stroll, work
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Just A Sunday Stroll Through The Neighborhood
It’s a beautiful Sunday here in Maine, Modern Philosophers, so I thought I’d take a little stroll through the neighborhood. Would you guys like to join me? I often blog about writing on the front porch of The House on … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fall, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, neighborhood, photography, Sarcasm, satire, Sunday, walking
34 Comments
What A Difference A Day Makes
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers! Yesterday was a sweltering Summer day, with temperatures well into the 80s. I thought I was going to die from heat stroke on my morning run. Today, however, it’s a cool Autumn day, and it was … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fall, homeowner's biathlon, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, Summer, weather
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Brrrrr…I Did It Again!
Happy Election Day, Modern Philosophers! I celebrated our right to elect a representative government by getting up early to go for a run. I didn’t think I could do it a second straight day, but then I thought of all … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged chilly weather, Dreams, Election Day, Fall, Humor, Magic, Modern Philosopher, running, satire
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Maine’s Secret Society Plots To Add Half-Halloween Holiday
While the rest of the country took down its Halloween decorations and planned for Thanksgiving, Maine was looking for a way to add even more Halloween to its calendar. The All Hallow’s Society, Maine’s Super Secret Organization that plans every … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fall, Halloween, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Thanksgiving, tourism
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Dawn Of The Beautifully Colored Dead
A surprising twist to the Fall Foliage Season in Maine, Modern Philosophers… The Zombies seem to be changing color as well to better fit in with their surroundings. “We think the Zombies are finally evolving, having been a part of … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged colors, evolution, Fall, foliage, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Zombie Apocalypse, Zombies
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Summer Runnin’, Might Be My Last…
Tonight might very well have been my last run of the Summer, Modern Philosophers. Even though I’d had a long, somewhat stressful day, I knew I wanted to put on my running toga and hit the streets once I got … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged change of seasons, exercise, Fall, Grease, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, satire, wellness
17 Comments