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Raindrops Keep Falling On My Solitude

Posted on May 31, 2021 by Austin

Whenever it rains, I think of something my stepmother liked to say during similar weather conditions, Modern Philosophers. We’d be in the car, and from her throne aka the passenger seat, she would pass judgment on the world outside her … Continue reading →

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According To 5, Numbers Actually DO Lie…

Posted on January 15, 2015 by Austin

How confident are you in the famous saying “Numbers never lie“, Modern Philosophers? I was a Math nerd growing up, and I liked numbers because they made sense to me and represented a fixed amount that could not change.  Unlike … Continue reading →

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Milford Man Seriously Injured After Wrestling His Demons

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Austin

Police and emergency medical personnel responded to a noise complaint at a house on Main Road in Milford today to discover the home’s sole occupant severely beaten, bleeding profusely, and half naked. The injured party, Nils Olsen (pictured at the … Continue reading →

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