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Tag Archives: Fast Food
McDonald’s stunned this Fast Food Nation today, Modern Philosophers, when the company announced it was completely changing its menu. Citing a desire to embrace its heritage, while also differentiating itself from the growing number of fast food burger chains across … Continue reading
Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Might I suggest you avoid fast food?
Perhaps looking to capitalize on Mayor McCheese’s run for Governor of Maine, Husson University has asked one of the candidate’s oldest friends to guest lecture this month. Grimace, the longtime McDonald’s employee and as perplexing a non-human being as there … Continue reading
In a move that stunned political pundits throughout the state, Mayor McCheese today announced his intention to seek the Democratic nomination in the 2014 Maine Gubernatorial Election. Incumbent Governor Paul LePage, whose approval ratings are almost as low as the … Continue reading
The carousel of celebrity scandal continued to turn today when Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald’s masked friend with the shady past and penchant for the clown’s famous burgers, was arrested at the Bangor Mall after exiting Yankee Candle. It was a slow … Continue reading