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Tag Archives: Fast Food
McDonald’s Embraces Its Heritage With New Irish Menu
McDonald’s stunned this Fast Food Nation today, Modern Philosophers, when the company announced it was completely changing its menu. Citing a desire to embrace its heritage, while also differentiating itself from the growing number of fast food burger chains across … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged boiled dinner, business, corned beef and cabbage, Fast Food, Hamburglar, Humor, Irish, McDonald's, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire
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The McWhopper, Burger King’s Green St Paddy’s Day Burger, Leads To Health Department Raid
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Burger King, tired of watching McDonald’s cash in every St Patrick’s Day with its Shamrock Shakes, decided to offer a special menu item for the holiday at its locations in Maine. …
Posted in Holidays, Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fast Food, Humor, Irish, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, St Patricks' Day
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Grimace To Lecture On Body Image At Husson University
Perhaps looking to capitalize on Mayor McCheese’s run for Governor of Maine, Husson University has asked one of the candidate’s oldest friends to guest lecture this month. Grimace, the longtime McDonald’s employee and as perplexing a non-human being as there … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged body image, exercise, Fast Food, Fitness, fumor, Grimace, Maine, Modern Philosopher, satire
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Mayor McCheese to Run for Governor of Maine; Incumbent Vows to Eat Him Alive
In a move that stunned political pundits throughout the state, Mayor McCheese today announced his intention to seek the Democratic nomination in the 2014 Maine Gubernatorial Election. Incumbent Governor Paul LePage, whose approval ratings are almost as low as the … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Fast Food, Humor, Maine Elections, Mayor McCheese, McDonald's, Modern Philosophers, political humor, Politics, satire
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Hamburglar Arrested On Parole Violation After Hanging Out With Mayor McCheese
The carousel of celebrity scandal continued to turn today when Hamburglar, Ronald McDonald’s masked friend with the shady past and penchant for the clown’s famous burgers, was arrested at the Bangor Mall after exiting Yankee Candle. It was a slow … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Big Mac, Burger King, Fast Food, Hamburglar, Humor, Mayor McCheese, McDonald's, Modern Philosophers, Ronald McDonald, satire
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