Tag Archives: Father’s Day

My Father, The Superhero

Posted on June 15, 2014 by Austin

My Dad was a banker.  He was not one of the Avengers, a member of the Justice League, or a Jedi Knight. Regardless, he was my Superhero. Dad was 44 when I was born.  He was not exactly a spring … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Trust That Your Father Knows Best

Posted on June 15, 2014 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, Father’s Day is on Sunday, and while I always look forward to the wonderful time I’ll spend with my children on that day, it is also a sad one for me because my Dad is no longer … Continue reading →

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What If Darth Vader Had Been My Father?

Posted on June 16, 2013 by Austin

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Luke Skywalker found out, in not the greatest of ways, that he should have been buying Father’s Day gifts all along. Sometimes, when I can’t sleep, I sit up in … Continue reading →

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Fathers Worldwide Brace For Additions To Their Ugly Tie Collections

Posted on June 16, 2013 by Austin

Happy Father’s Day, Modern Philosophers! All over the world, Dads are practicing their fake smiles so that they can appear to be ecstatic upon opening their gifts to discover yet another ugly tie. According to UglyTies.com, the official site of … Continue reading →

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Pope To Host Hot Wing Buffet For Father’s Day

Posted on June 15, 2013 by Austin

Modern Philosophers, we are now living in a world where it isn’t truly a holiday unless Pope Francis is throwing some sort of party to celebrate! The Pontiff announced his plans to turn St. Peter’s Square into one huge hot … Continue reading →

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Friday Night Think Tank: Father’s Day Edition

Posted on June 15, 2013 by Austin

Friday night has finally returned to us, Modern Philosophers.  I’m sorry about the late hour posting this, but there was actually a serious incident here at The House on the Hill as I started to write this post. All kidding … Continue reading →

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