Tag Archives: fears

There’s No Fear Stamp In My Passport

Posted on May 27, 2016 by Austin

Since I love the sound of my own voice, Modern Philosophers, I’m constantly using this blog to tell you about how I’m making big changes to improve my life. Now I can do without the wise ass comments pointing out … Continue reading →

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Harrowing Halloween Horror: Monsoon Man

Posted on October 29, 2015 by Austin

It’s not truly Halloween Season, Modern Philosophers, until you’ve had one good scare.  You can look it up. To truly enjoy the holiday, one must face his fears, tempt the Fates, and/or look Death in the eye without blinking. I … Continue reading →

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And Lead Us Not Into Dental Damnation…

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Austin

It’s Holy Thursday, Modern Philosophers, and I need your prayers. Once again, I have foolishly made myself an appointment with the dentist, and I am up early dealing with the anxiety of this pending visit to The Chair. I’m actually … Continue reading →

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Candle

Posted on February 24, 2015 by Austin

Candle, candle burning bright, Warm me on this frigid night. Provide a light so I might see The amazing world surrounding me. Candle, candle with dancing flame, I hear the darkness call my name. Protect me in your orange glow … Continue reading →

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Poll Shows Kids Fear Grandma’s Fruitcake More Than Zombies And Algebra

Posted on December 10, 2013 by Austin

A new Gallup Poll released today reveals that American children are more afraid of  Grandma’s Holiday Fruitcake than they are of Zombies and Algebra combined! Over 75,000 children from across the country, ranging in age from 7-16, participated in the … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Be Yourself

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Austin

Dear Austin, I read your earlier post about your fear of doctors.  It caught me by surprise because you’ve never seemed nervous or anxious when you’ve had an appointment with me.  Perhaps it’s because you usually spend most of your … Continue reading →

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