Tag Archives: Ferris Bueller

The Delicate Balance Of Life

Posted on June 2, 2019 by Austin

You might want to strap in, Modern Philosophers, because I plan to get a little philosophical. I was out for my morning run.  The sky was dark, and it smelled like rain.  That seemed fitting as it matched my mood.  … Continue reading →

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Late Nights, Short Films, Alien Moths, and Ferris Bueller

Posted on June 22, 2018 by Austin

Summer is finally here, Modern Philosophers, which means long after dinner walks, during which the Deep Thoughts will flow faster than the Penobscot River now that the ice has finally melted. My plans for tonight were canceled at the last … Continue reading →

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Relax…It’s A Holiday

Posted on May 28, 2018 by Austin

It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday.  I’m just thrilled … Continue reading →

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Ferris Thinks I’m A Pussy

Posted on September 8, 2016 by Austin

The first time your inner Ferris Bueller calls you a pussy can come as a really shocker, Modern Philosophers! I was in the bathroom at work, throwing some cold water on my face to help wake me up, and when … Continue reading →

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Baseball, Brownies, and Bueller

Posted on June 3, 2015 by Austin

I’m a few years removed from high school, Modern Philosophers, but that doesn’t mean that my inner Ferris Bueller isn’t still young and looking to have some fun. Sure, I’m probably past faking being sick just to take a day … Continue reading →

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Ferris Bueller I Am Not

Posted on January 27, 2015 by Austin

Ferris Bueller knew how to spend a day off, Modern Philosophers, while I clearly do not. Rather than spending my Snow Day at a Cubs game, rocking out on a parade float, or impersonating the Sausage King of Chicago, I … Continue reading →

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