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Tag Archives: Ferris Bueller
The Delicate Balance Of Life
You might want to strap in, Modern Philosophers, because I plan to get a little philosophical. I was out for my morning run. The sky was dark, and it smelled like rain. That seemed fitting as it matched my mood. … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Death, Ferris Bueller, Humor, life, live life, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, running, sarcasm, satire, stress
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Relax…It’s A Holiday
It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday. I’m just thrilled … Continue reading
Posted in Holidays, Humor
Tagged Ferris Bueller, holiday weekend, Humor, long weekend, making a short film, Memorial Day, Modern Philosopher, relaxing, Sarcasm, satire, writing
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Ferris Thinks I’m A Pussy
The first time your inner Ferris Bueller calls you a pussy can come as a really shocker, Modern Philosophers! I was in the bathroom at work, throwing some cold water on my face to help wake me up, and when … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Love
Tagged Ferris Bueller, Humor, life, Lloyd Dobler, Modern Philosopher, movies, Philosophy, Relationships, Romance, sarcasm, satire
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Baseball, Brownies, and Bueller
I’m a few years removed from high school, Modern Philosophers, but that doesn’t mean that my inner Ferris Bueller isn’t still young and looking to have some fun. Sure, I’m probably past faking being sick just to take a day … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Baseball, brownies, Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, half day, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, work, Yankees
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Ferris Bueller I Am Not
Ferris Bueller knew how to spend a day off, Modern Philosophers, while I clearly do not. Rather than spending my Snow Day at a Cubs game, rocking out on a parade float, or impersonating the Sausage King of Chicago, I … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged Blizzard, day off, Ferris Bueller, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Humor, Juno, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, shoveling snow, Snow Day
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