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Tag Archives: Ferris Bueller
You might want to strap in, Modern Philosophers, because I plan to get a little philosophical. I was out for my morning run. The sky was dark, and it smelled like rain. That seemed fitting as it matched my mood. … Continue reading
It’s Memorial Day, Modern Philosophers. So many people asked me about my weekend plans, and my answer was very clear: I plan to spend it not working. Because that’s all I really care about on a holiday. I’m just thrilled … Continue reading
The first time your inner Ferris Bueller calls you a pussy can come as a really shocker, Modern Philosophers! I was in the bathroom at work, throwing some cold water on my face to help wake me up, and when … Continue reading
I’m a few years removed from high school, Modern Philosophers, but that doesn’t mean that my inner Ferris Bueller isn’t still young and looking to have some fun. Sure, I’m probably past faking being sick just to take a day … Continue reading