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Which Fictional Character Would You Marry?

I love me some fiction, Modern Philosophers. Sure, the truth might be stranger in some instances, but fiction is exponentially more entertaining pretty much all the time. My marriage was definitely one of those circumstances when truth outdid fiction in … Continue reading

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Hollywood Confirmed As Ring Of Hell

“I really enjoyed your column on The Good Men Project this week about the time you met Dr. Dre,” The Devil complimented me as he handed me a Snapple.  “I’ve never actually met the man.  Is he as cool as … Continue reading

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Oh Hell…It’s Overtime

“I’m so sorry you had to wait,” I said pleadingly to The Devil as I scampered into the living room with the foot long sandwiches from Subway I’d bought for lunch as a peace offering. I wasn’t exactly a big … Continue reading

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It’s Always Monday In Hell

“Something seems a little off today,” The Devil announced as he reached for another Snapple from the cooler. “Maybe it’s because you wore a purple suit and look like The Joker,” I quipped as I took a bite of my … Continue reading

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To Hell With Mowing The Lawn

“I think mankind has made a ridiculous waste of free will,” The Devil declared as he handed me a Snapple from the cooler and then took one for himself. We were sitting on the front porch of The House on … Continue reading

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Where In Hell Do You Work?

It was a gorgeous Spring Sunday, so they decided to sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill and soak up some rays. Austin wore his usual toga and a beat up pair of sunglasses that … Continue reading

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Snow Miser Is A Hell Of A Jerk

I was so lost in my writing that I hadn’t even noticed that The Devil had entered the room until he thrust an envelope between my eyes and the laptop’s screen. “What’s this?” I asked when I finally focused my … Continue reading

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The Drowning Man

His desperate screams for help echoed for miles in every direction, as he flailed wildly to keep his head above water. The fact that he was out in the middle of nowhere, where his pleas might not reach another human … Continue reading

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A Fishbowl Of Confetti, Confusion, And Greed

“I don’t know why you ever left New York,” The Devil declared as he strode across the living room with a large tray of his famous Hellfire Wings in tow.  “I spent New Year’s Eve there, and if not for … Continue reading

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Hell

“Thanks again for your help today,” I said with a wink as I slapped my guest on the leg. The Devil looked up from the Sunday paper and raised an eyebrow.  “I have no idea what you mean.” The Devilish … Continue reading

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