Tag Archives: fiction

Which Fictional Character Would You Marry?

Posted on July 14, 2016 by Austin

I love me some fiction, Modern Philosophers. Sure, the truth might be stranger in some instances, but fiction is exponentially more entertaining pretty much all the time. My marriage was definitely one of those circumstances when truth outdid fiction in … Continue reading →

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Hollywood Confirmed As Ring Of Hell

Posted on June 12, 2016 by Austin

“I really enjoyed your column on The Good Men Project this week about the time you met Dr. Dre,” The Devil complimented me as he handed me a Snapple.  “I’ve never actually met the man.  Is he as cool as … Continue reading →

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Oh Hell…It’s Overtime

Posted on June 5, 2016 by Austin

“I’m so sorry you had to wait,” I said pleadingly to The Devil as I scampered into the living room with the foot long sandwiches from Subway I’d bought for lunch as a peace offering. I wasn’t exactly a big … Continue reading →

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It’s Always Monday In Hell

Posted on May 29, 2016 by Austin

“Something seems a little off today,” The Devil announced as he reached for another Snapple from the cooler. “Maybe it’s because you wore a purple suit and look like The Joker,” I quipped as I took a bite of my … Continue reading →

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To Hell With Mowing The Lawn

Posted on May 22, 2016 by Austin

“I think mankind has made a ridiculous waste of free will,” The Devil declared as he handed me a Snapple from the cooler and then took one for himself. We were sitting on the front porch of The House on … Continue reading →

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Where In Hell Do You Work?

Posted on May 15, 2016 by Austin

It was a gorgeous Spring Sunday, so they decided to sit out on the front porch of The House on the Hill and soak up some rays. Austin wore his usual toga and a beat up pair of sunglasses that … Continue reading →

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Snow Miser Is A Hell Of A Jerk

Posted on March 20, 2016 by Austin

I was so lost in my writing that I hadn’t even noticed that The Devil had entered the room until he thrust an envelope between my eyes and the laptop’s screen. “What’s this?” I asked when I finally focused my … Continue reading →

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The Drowning Man

Posted on March 12, 2016 by Austin

His desperate screams for help echoed for miles in every direction, as he flailed wildly to keep his head above water. The fact that he was out in the middle of nowhere, where his pleas might not reach another human … Continue reading →

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A Fishbowl Of Confetti, Confusion, And Greed

Posted on January 3, 2016 by Austin

“I don’t know why you ever left New York,” The Devil declared as he strode across the living room with a large tray of his famous Hellfire Wings in tow.  “I spent New Year’s Eve there, and if not for … Continue reading →

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New Year’s Resolutions Are Hell

Posted on December 27, 2015 by Austin

“Thanks again for your help today,” I said with a wink as I slapped my guest on the leg. The Devil looked up from the Sunday paper and raised an eyebrow.  “I have no idea what you mean.” The Devilish … Continue reading →

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