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Here Comes Satan Claus

“Sorry I’m late,” The Devil apologized as he strode confidently across the living room.  “We were doing our Secret Santa and I completely lost track of time.” He placed a brightly colored Christmas tin on the table in front of … Continue reading

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Kiss My Jingle Bells!

“Donald Trump can kiss my jingle bells!” The Devil declared angrily as he stormed into my living room in an impeccably tailored suit that would probably make Trump jealous. “What’s that?” I asked as I looked up from the football … Continue reading

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Please Don’t Kill The Christmas Carolers

“Can we please talk about the incident?” I asked after I returned to the living room and took a seat on my end of the couch. The Devil acted like he didn’t hear me, but I refused to give him … Continue reading

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Lucifer vs. Hollywood

“You have connections in the television business, right?” The Devil demanded to know as he stormed into the living room. “What’s that now?” I asked distractedly as I looked up from the Jets game. They were actually winning for once, … Continue reading

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Goodbye Is Hell

I have seen great anguish and suffering in my lifetime, Modern Philosophers. I am not at all afraid to point out that I have often been the source of those afflictions.  In fact, I take great pride in it. After … Continue reading

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A Hell Of A Show By The Understudy

“So is the when we’re supposed to get all witty and totally win over the audience?” Ana quipped when she looked up from the tattered paperback she had been devouring on her end of the couch. She tossed that book … Continue reading

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Wouldn’t He Know If Hell Had Frozen Over?

The Devil slipped his phone into a pocket of his impeccably tailored suit, and returned to his seat on the couch. “I’m so sorry about that, but I had to make a quick call,” he said apologetically. I didn’t even … Continue reading

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When’s All Sinners Day?

“Did you ever meet St. Augustine?” I asked as I grabbed a Snapple out of the cooler and changed the channel to the Giants game. “What was that now?” The Devil asked as he put down the paper and raised … Continue reading

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Do Vampires Even Like Birthday Cake?

“That was an excellent party,” The Devil complimented me as he helped to collect some of the discarded cups that were littered all over the living room. “You act like you’re surprised,” I countered as I walked over with the … Continue reading

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One Hell Of A Boring Day

The Devil and I sat on the couch in total silence. To be more specific, it was an awkward silence.  We knew it was Sunday and we were on a deadline, and yet, we said absolutely nothing. “Is that a … Continue reading

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