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Tag Archives: FIFA
All Soccer Matches To Begin 1-1 To Ensure No More Scoreless Ties
Big news from the world of soccer (aka “the boring form of football”), Modern Philosophers. Realizing that more and more fans were falling asleep and/or dying of boredom during soccer matches because most of them ended in scoreless ties, FIFA … Continue reading
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Tagged FIFA, Football, goals, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, scoring, Soccer, Sports
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FIFA Eliminates Goalkeepers In Attempt To Make Soccer Exciting
Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Goooooooooooaaaaaaal! That’s a call very few soccer announcers ever get to make. However, FIFA, the international governing body for soccer, took a major step towards changing that today by deciding to…
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged FIFA, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Sarcasm, satire, Soccer, Sports, World Cup
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FIFA Eliminates Goalkeepers In Attempt To Make Soccer Exciting
Goooooooooooaaaaaaal! That’s a call very few soccer announcers ever get to make. However, FIFA, the international governing body for soccer, took a major step towards changing that today by deciding to eliminate goalkeepers from the game. Another attacker will be … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Philosophy
Tagged FIFA, Futbol, goal, Humor, Modern Philosopher, satire, Soccer, Sports, World Cup
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