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Tag Archives: finance
Are Mall Rats Being Devoured By Cyber Cats?
I went to the mall today, Modern Philosophers, because it has always been my fantasy to be a cast member in a raunchy 1980s teen comedy. Okay, I lied. I actually went to the mall because I need new running … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged finance, Humor, Jay and Silent Bob, Mallrats, malls, Modern Philosopher, money, online shopping, sarcasm, satire, Shopping
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Santa Claus Adds $2 Per Person Delivery Fee
You’re going to need to leave more than just cookies and milk for Santa Claus if you want to get your Christmas presents delivered tonight, Modern Philosophers. According to a stunning announcement from The North Pole, Santa has added a … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas fundraisers, deliver fees, finance, Fred Claus, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire, who pays for Christmas
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Trump Has Made Me A Coal Mining Millionaire!
I have a confession to make, Modern Philosophers. It’s almost Christmas, and I don’t want to keep lying to you, and risk ending up on Santa’s Naughty List. You see, thing is… I don’t hate Donald Trump as much as … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Holidays, Humor, Philosophy, Politics
Tagged Christmas, Christmas stocking, coal, Donald Trump, finance, Humor, investing, Modern Philosopher, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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