Tag Archives: finances

Ravioli II: Long May She Reign

Posted on July 12, 2020 by Austin

As promised, Modern Philosophers, I have returned with Part 2 of the story about Saturday’s wild adventures. Loyal readers know that I’m not the world’s biggest fan of driving, that I haven’t had good luck with cars, and that I … Continue reading →

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Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget

Posted on February 9, 2020 by Austin

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers.  I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single.  Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading →

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Dealing With Big Ticket Item Stress

Posted on June 15, 2019 by Austin

Quick show of hands, Modern Philosophers… Who else totally freaks out, feels like their head is going to explode, and is certain their financial future will be forever bleak if they ever have to purchase a big ticket item? I … Continue reading →

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Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!

Posted on May 22, 2018 by Austin

I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it.  So much … Continue reading →

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How I Would Spend My Trump Hush Money

Posted on May 19, 2018 by Austin

I’ve given it a great deal of Deep Thought, Modern Philosophers, and I am finally ready to answer the question so many of you have asked me. While $130,000 might be just a drop in the bucket to a supposed … Continue reading →

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Thoughts (About Cars) On A Walk

Posted on August 3, 2017 by Austin

Mrs. Fish turned to me today, Modern Philosophers, and told me that it’s easy detect when something’s wrong. Apparently, I get very quiet when things are off, and my silence is loud enough to make an impression. I have to … Continue reading →

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Sleep, You Glorious Bastard!

Posted on September 18, 2016 by Austin

I didn’t roll out of bed until 8:45 this morning, Modern Philosophers. And it was simply glorious. With all the overtime I’ve put in lately, this is the latest I’ve slept in ages.  To give you a little perspective, on … Continue reading →

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I Want My $300!

Posted on September 14, 2016 by Austin

I hear the same questions from my coworkers every morning, Modern Philosophers, as they pass my desk on their way to clock in for the day… Did you sleep here last night? When’s the last time you’ve been home? Are … Continue reading →

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IRS: Cut The $@#&, We Know You Cheated On Your Taxes!

Posted on April 15, 2015 by Austin

You’re busted, Modern Philosophers. That incessant pounding on your front door is probably agents of the IRS coming to have a little chat about this year’s tax return. You did remember to file your taxes, right?  It is April 15. … Continue reading →

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Financial Wizard Helps Leprechauns Diversify Their Portfolios

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Austin

A nondescript sign stating “CPA” hangs outside the window of the meager office above a bookstore in downtown Bangor, Modern Philosophers. The bookstore is owned by Ana, my dear Vampire friend.  The building is diagonally across the street from Three … Continue reading →

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