Tag Archives: finances

Maybe Cupid Cares About Your Budget

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, Modern Philosophers.  I belong to a support group called Why Does Cupid Hate Us?, which is for people who have issues about being single.  Not everyone in the group is angry or bitter, but around … Continue reading

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Dealing With Big Ticket Item Stress

Quick show of hands, Modern Philosophers… Who else totally freaks out, feels like their head is going to explode, and is certain their financial future will be forever bleak if they ever have to purchase a big ticket item? I … Continue reading

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Use More Water, Ya Weirdo!

I’m well aware that I’m supposed to drink a lot of water when I’m running and working out, Modern Philosophers, and I think I do an excellent job of that. However, my town has an issue with it.  So much … Continue reading

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How I Would Spend My Trump Hush Money

I’ve given it a great deal of Deep Thought, Modern Philosophers, and I am finally ready to answer the question so many of you have asked me. While $130,000 might be just a drop in the bucket to a supposed … Continue reading

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Thoughts (About Cars) On A Walk

Mrs. Fish turned to me today, Modern Philosophers, and told me that it’s easy detect when something’s wrong. Apparently, I get very quiet when things are off, and my silence is loud enough to make an impression. I have to … Continue reading

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Sleep, You Glorious Bastard!

I didn’t roll out of bed until 8:45 this morning, Modern Philosophers. And it was simply glorious. With all the overtime I’ve put in lately, this is the latest I’ve slept in ages.  To give you a little perspective, on … Continue reading

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I Want My $300!

I hear the same questions from my coworkers every morning, Modern Philosophers, as they pass my desk on their way to clock in for the day… Did you sleep here last night? When’s the last time you’ve been home? Are … Continue reading

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