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Not All Fireworks Are Explosive

“I hear you had one Hell of an Independence Day!” The Devil declared as he strode confidently into my living room like he owned the place. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, which made me … Continue reading

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A Bunker Mentality

“Please tell me why we are in your dark, dank basement,” The Devil insisted as he made a show of pulling out a silk handkerchief and dusting off the chair I’d put out for him. As always, he was well … Continue reading

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My Own Big Bang Theory

As much as I would love the opportunity to hang out with Penny, Leonard, Sheldon and the rest of gang, Modern Philosophers, I’ve realized after last night that I have a Big Bang Theory of my own. On Sunday, I … Continue reading

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Fireworks Can Be Hell!

Happy Fourth of July, Modern Philosophers. I know that you are expecting another highly entertaining installment of this blog’s extremely popular Sundays With Satan Short Story Series, but you are getting this Public Service Announcement about Fireworks Safety instead.  So … Continue reading

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Panicked French Citizens Cower From Bastille Day Fireworks

Originally posted on The Return of the Modern Philosopher:
Absolute panic broke out all over France tonight, Modern Philosophers, as French citizens ran for cover from what they believed to be an aerial bombardment. Streets quickly emptied.  Buildings were shuttered. …

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Come For The Fireworks, Stay For The Damnation

“Did you catch the fireworks last night?” I asked The Devil as I handed him a Snapple and sat back down on the couch. The Yankees were losing, but I didn’t care.  I loved watching baseball after a long week … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Red, White, and Blue Deep Thoughts

It was a weird Friday, Modern Philosophers. For some reason, my office was open even though tomorrow is Independence Day and most of America was closed for business.  Even odder, I didn’t take the day off despite having plenty of … Continue reading

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