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Panicked French Citizens Cower From Bastille Day Fireworks

Absolute panic broke out all over France tonight, Modern Philosophers, as French citizens ran for cover from what they believed to be an aerial bombardment. Streets quickly emptied.  Buildings were shuttered.  All of France seemingly rushed underground at the same … Continue reading

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Fourth Of July: The Day We Celebrate The Legalization Of Fireworks In America

Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers! As you know, the Fourth of July is the Holiday when we celebrate the legalization of fireworks in America! Because the British had very strict laws against the use of fireworks, the first colonists left … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, America! Don’t Eat Too Much Cake…

Happy Birthday, America!  Happy Birthday to you.  Happy Birthday to you.  Happy Birthday, Dear America!  Happy Birthday to you!  And many more… Happy Independence Day, Modern Philosophers!  I just put out the flag so that the Stars and Stripes are … Continue reading

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Pope To Rock The 4th With Springsteen Concert & Fireworks Show

Pope Francis, the “Partying Pontiff”, plans to turn St. Peter’s Square into the place to be for celebrating The Fourth of July.  The Vatican will rock in America’s Independence Day by hosting a Bruce Springsteen concert followed by a fireworks … Continue reading

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