Tag Archives: First Kiss

First Kisses Are Hell

Posted on November 12, 2017 by Austin

“Looks like you’re really making progress on your time machine,” The Devil commented as he returned the blue prints he’d been examining to the living room table. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the … Continue reading →

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Who Will Speak For The Mimes On Bastille Day?

Posted on July 14, 2015 by Austin

I had to lift The House on the Hill’s ban on mimes today, Modern Philosophers, because the interns got all pouty about it. It’s not that I didn’t want them to have a Happy Bastille Day, but I just find … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Use Every Weapon In Your Arsenal

Posted on March 15, 2015 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m 15 and I really like your blog.  It makes me laugh when you take a weird and awkward situation and turn it into something funny. I really like the way you’ve been so open about your … Continue reading →

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