Tag Archives: First Kiss

First Kisses Are Hell

“Looks like you’re really making progress on your time machine,” The Devil commented as he returned the blue prints he’d been examining to the living room table. As always, my Sunday guest was dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, the … Continue reading

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Friday Night Think Tank: Scary Movie Secrets

Happy Friday, Modern Philosophers! I am so glad this week is over.  All I want to do tonight is veg out in front of the TV as I catch up on what’s clogging my DVR, and simply give my overworked … Continue reading

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Who Will Speak For The Mimes On Bastille Day?

I had to lift The House on the Hill’s ban on mimes today, Modern Philosophers, because the interns got all pouty about it. It’s not that I didn’t want them to have a Happy Bastille Day, but I just find … Continue reading

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I Advise You To Use Every Weapon In Your Arsenal

Dear Modern Philosopher, I’m 15 and I really like your blog.  It makes me laugh when you take a weird and awkward situation and turn it into something funny. I really like the way you’ve been so open about your … Continue reading

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Milford Woman To Be A Princess After Finally Kissing The Right Frog

Upon upon a time, in a magical place called Milford, Maine, there lived an adorable little girl named Rochelle Green.  Rochelle loved fairy tales and magic almost as much as she loved hunting for frogs. She was fairly certain that … Continue reading

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The Day The Beatles Died

The radio station I listen to during the day, which happens to be owned by Stephen King (a fact they never let you forget), made a big deal about today being the anniversary of the day The Beatles broke up … Continue reading

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Did An Avalanche Bury My Snow Loving Inner Child???

I went for a walk during a snowstorm today.  Not exactly the smartest thing to do, but I needed to think.  The Deep Thoughts started flowing and I pondered on why I dislike the snow so much.  I’m petrified to … Continue reading

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