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The Naked Wrist
It was only a week until Halloween, and Maine’s weather had finally decided to shake out of its funk and become more predictable. Ridiculously out of place sunny and 70 degree days had been replaced today by 40, overcast, and … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged best friends, FitBit, flash fiction, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, Sarcasm, satire, short story
5 Comments
Why Am I So Weird? Part 183
Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers. It’s time, once again, for this blog’s longest running feature, where we take another crack at trying to answer my world’s most challenging Philosophical question: Why am I so weird? Over the many years of this … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged anxiety, coping with stress, dealing with change, FitBit, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Philosophy, quirks, sarcasm, satire, weird
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Coping With The Death Of My Fitbit
I’m not very good at dealing with loss, Modern Philosophers. After years of rooting for the Jets, you’d think I’d be used to it by now, but it still gets to me. Maybe I’m an introvert because if I lock … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged FitBit, Fitness, fitness tracker, health, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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Will We Ever Outrun The Calories?
I’m long overdue for a running post, Modern Philosophers. I don’t want you to think that my lack of writing about running means that I’ve given up on the dreaded activity. That’s never going to happen. My memories of fat … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged FitBit, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, weight loss
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My Yankees Playoffs Fitness Program
My beloved Yankees are one win away from another trip to the World Series, Modern Philosophers, and I have found a way to turn my insane fandom into a great way to get into shape. Because I am not a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged American League Championship Series, FitBit, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, nervous energy, New York Yankees, sarcasm, satire, weight loss
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