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Tag Archives: fitness tracker
Coping With The Death Of My Fitbit
I’m not very good at dealing with loss, Modern Philosophers. After years of rooting for the Jets, you’d think I’d be used to it by now, but it still gets to me. Maybe I’m an introvert because if I lock … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged FitBit, Fitness, fitness tracker, health, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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50 Days of Fitness
To celebrate Day 50 of my new fitness program, Modern Philosophers, I went for a five mile run to make sure I’d rack up 50 active minutes on my fitness tracker. Yes, I do know how to party like a … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged exercise, fitness tracker, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, self improvement, Virgin Pulse, weight loss
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The Good Kind of Exhausted
Happy Writer’s Day, Modern Philosophers! As many of you already know, Writer’s Day is the holiday I invented to celebrate the fact that I am a writer, even though I’m not yet able to support myself full time as a … Continue reading
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Tagged employee wellness program, Fitness, fitness tracker, getting back into shape, Humor, losing weight, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Virgin Pulse
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