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Tag Archives: Fitness
Back Among The Living
I do not make a secret of the fact that I am an introvert, Modern Philosophers. I prefer to lock myself away from the world by choice, not because some renegade germs tell me I cannot frolic with the masses. … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged feeling better, Fitness, health, Humor, introverts, life, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, the flu
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Chasing After Santa’s Sleigh
Merry Christmas, Modern Philosophers! Christmas began in the traditional way at The House on the Hill. I ran down the stairs in search of presents, but there weren’t any. It’s not like I expected anything to be waiting for me … Continue reading
Posted in Christmas, Fitness, Humor
Tagged Christmas, Christmas presents, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Santa Claus, sarcasm, satire
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Baby, It’s Ridiculously Cold Outside!
The good news, Modern Philosophers, is that I have taken great strides in overcoming my paralyzing fear of driving in the snow. The RAV4 has made traveling the winter roads of Maine a much less anxious endeavor, and that has … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged 182 days of terror, cold weather, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, Relationships, running, sarcasm, satire, winter
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Is Snow Miser My Personal Trainer?
I’m always having weird thoughts, Modern Philosophers, but the one I had this morning was particularly odd… What if Snow Miser is my personal trainer? As you know, Snow Miser and I do not have the most pleasant relationship. In … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, Snow Miser, winter workouts
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The People I Meet On My Runs
Getting back into shape wasn’t the only reason I took up running, Modern Philosophers. I was hoping it would make me more social and help me to meet new people. I have no problem diagnosing myself as a socially awkward … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged dating, Fitness, health, Humor, introverts, meeting new people, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire, socializing
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I’m The Gingerbread Man!
I am the Gingerbread Man, Modern Philosophers! As in “You can’t catch me ’cause…” I’m participating in a Wellness Competition on the Virgin Pulse app. Today is Day 14 of 15, and thus far, I am in the lead with … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged competition, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, running, sarcasm, satire, Vigrin Pulse
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Know Your Limits, And Then Push Them
I’m participating in another Wellness Challenge on the Virgin Pulse app, Modern Philosophers. If you recall, I won the Individual Title of the last Wellness Challenge by doing 30,000 steps a day for fifteen consecutive days. I swore to myself … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, motivation, running, sarcasm, satire, Virgin Pulse, wellness
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