Tag Archives: Fitness

Run When Ya Don’t Wanna

Posted on July 14, 2018 by

I’m going to share some sage advice, Modern Philosophers, and I’d like you to ignore the poor grammar… Run when ya don’t wanna. Three days this week, I woke up early from my air conditioned induced slumber, to run before … Continue reading →

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A Lesson In Humidity

Posted on June 30, 2018 by

I learned a couple of important lessons on this last day of June, Modern Philosophers: I’m not a fan of engaging in strenuous physical activity when it’s severely humid. I didn’t learn anything from that first lesson. Let me clarify … Continue reading →

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Resting My Legs, But Exercising My Brain

Posted on June 16, 2018 by

I might have taken a few days off from running to rest my exhausted legs after winning my Wellness Competition, Modern Philosophers, but I’ve been working out my brain even harder than usual. Since I’m 6’3″, there’s a great deal … Continue reading →

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On The Sixteenth Day, I Rested

Posted on June 13, 2018 by

After fifteen consecutive days of running, and collecting over 450,000 steps, I can finally relax and boast that I won the Wellness competition, Modern Philosophers! I can also share that I slept in this morning, have yet to collect 12,000 … Continue reading →

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Eye Of The Tiger, Legs Of An Exhausted Cheetah

Posted on June 9, 2018 by

I’ll never be confused for Rocky Balboa, Modern Philosophers. I’m much taller, I’ve never been in a fight, and I look horrendous in star spangled banner boxing trunks. Plus, no matter how badly your ears lie to you, there is … Continue reading →

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16 Days At 200K

Posted on May 16, 2018 by

I recently spent sixteen glorious days riding the wave of 200,000 weekly steps, Modern Philosophers. As I chronicled three weeks ago, I decided to motivate myself to kick further ass in my running program by setting a goal of collecting … Continue reading →

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The Day After 10

Posted on May 6, 2018 by

Happy Sunday, Modern Philosophers. Since several of you have been kind enough to ask how I’m doing the day after my ten mile run, I thought I’d throw up a quick bonus post to address the issue. I’m sore. I’m … Continue reading →

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