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Tag Archives: Fitness
Running Is The New (Human) Dodgeball
I’ve been going through the blog’s online mailbag this week, Modern Philosophers, since the interns aren’t allowed at The House on the Hill in compliance with the governor’s stay at home order. Not that they ever paid much attention to … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Sunshine Does Not Negate Social Distancing!
I’m a bit pissed off at my fellow man right now, Modern Philosophers. Don’t worry. I’m probably not angry at any of you. Unless, of course, you were out on the river walk this morning during my run. As I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, pandemic, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Running To Do Something
It was a rough week at The House on the Hill, Modern Philosophers, as I tried to adapt to life in the time of the Coronavirus. Sure, the social distancing is right up my quirky introvert alley, but that doesn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Social Distancing From Anxiety
I know times are changing because of the Coronavirus outbreak, Modern Philosophers, but some things can still remain the same. Sunday mornings are for long runs. I’m well aware that we are supposed to be practicing social distancing, but my … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged coronavirus, Covid 19, Fitness, health, Humor, life, Modern Philosopher, running, Sarcasm, satire, social distancing
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Coping With The Death Of My Fitbit
I’m not very good at dealing with loss, Modern Philosophers. After years of rooting for the Jets, you’d think I’d be used to it by now, but it still gets to me. Maybe I’m an introvert because if I lock … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged FitBit, Fitness, fitness tracker, health, Humor, life hacks, Modern Philosopher, running, sarcasm, satire
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Searching For Motivation In The Snow
My love/hate relationship with running has taken on an “I think we should see other people” status recently, Modern Philosophers. Winter is always a difficult time to stay motivated with my running program. I always used to take winters off, … Continue reading
Posted in Fitness, Humor
Tagged Fitness, health, Humor, Maine, Modern Philosopher, motivation, running, sarcasm, satire, snow, winter
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Hey, Why The Long Week?
The season hasn’t even officially begun yet, but it’s already been a miserable winter, Modern Philosophers. I was texting a friend yesterday, and admitted that it had been a long, stressful week. When she asked why I felt that way, … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged Fitness, Humor, life, Maine, Modern Philosopher, Post Traumatic Snow Disorder, running, sarcasm, satire, Seasonal Affective Disorder, winter
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