Tag Archives: flash fiction

The Gym Ring Of Hell

“I know you’re an out of control running machine now, but what were you like back in gym class when the teacher forced you to run laps?” The Devil asked with mischief in his voice. My annoying Sunday guest was … Continue reading

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Birthdays Can Be Hell

“Happy Birthday!” The Devil shouted excitedly as he burst into the living room. As always, he was well dressed in an impeccably tailored suit, but he had added a colorful cardboard birthday hat to his ensemble. In his hands, he … Continue reading

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The Blog Before Christmas

‘Twas the day before Christmas At The House on the Hill. The Devil was visiting, Which he thinks is a thrill. I was trying to sleep, Which never goes well When I’m being watched By the Ruler of Hell… “Ho!  … Continue reading

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My Ghost of Christmas Past Makes Amends

I’m at the age, Modern Philosophers, when I have to wake up a couple of times over the course of the night. Sometimes, it’s to go to the bathroom.  Other times, it’s because some weird noise echoes hauntingly through The … Continue reading

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Snowy Sundays Are Hell

“I see from the paraphernalia in the foyer that you’ve been engaging in your favorite winter activity again,” The Devil taunted with a sly grin when he entered the living room. As always he was sharply dressed in an impeccably … Continue reading

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Caroling May Be Hazardous To Your Health

It’s hard to ignore The Devil when I sense he’s up to no good.  And he was definitely up to something. Over the past ten minutes, he’d been out to the front porch on six occasions. When he returned this … Continue reading

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Time Traveling Turkeys

“I’ve been giving it a lot of thought, and it seems that it would be in turkeys’ best interest to develop a time machine,” I announced to my Sunday guest as I fished a fresh bottle of Snapple out of … Continue reading

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