Tag Archives: flirting

My Emails With Hillary

I promised her I would never tell, Modern Philosophers, and I’m usually a man of my word when it comes to affairs of the heart. But the FBI is about to make it public anyway, so I want to come … Continue reading

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Lightweight Champion

I’m going For a beer A little later, Which should be An adventure. Please recall, My friends, That I am The reigning Lightweight Champion. Though I stand 6 feet 3 inches tall, I drink As if I were 6 years … Continue reading

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