Tag Archives: Flu

Why Won’t Sweat Kill Germs?

Posted on October 7, 2017 by Austin

I’ve never been an ace at Science, Modern Philosophers.  That’s why you’ll see me in a toga, but never in a lab coat. Because of this shortcoming, I am forced to keep a team of scientists on retainer to help … Continue reading →

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Devil In A Hazmat Suit

Posted on October 2, 2016 by Austin

The Devil served me lunch on a shiny silver tray that he must have brought from Hell because I had never before seen the object at The House on the Hill. “Lunch is served,” he announced in a muffled, but … Continue reading →

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I Slept Past 10AM: Now I’m Doomed!

Posted on October 2, 2016 by Austin

The plan for this morning, Modern Philosophers, was to get up early and go for a run. And I was serious about the running thing. I had my running clothes ready to go. I’d even bought a scale yesterday. You … Continue reading →

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My Girlfriend Is Always Right

Posted on December 15, 2015 by Austin

I’ve come up with a new relationship status for Facebook, Modern Philosophers: My girlfriend is always right. The next time I see Mark Zuckerberg, I will definitely run this one past him. It’s a relationship status that I would add … Continue reading →

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Your Insurance Will Cover A Witch Doctor, But Not Witchcraft

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Austin

I’m a big baby when I’m sick, Modern Philosophers. I think that The Girl Who Went Off To Be A Doctor probably knew that she was meant to be in the medical field after having to take care of this … Continue reading →

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I Am Sick Without You…

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Austin

I am sick Without you Here To take care Of me. I languish All alone On the couch, Choking down Soup While I Watch TV. I miss The way You’d play With my hair, Rub my tummy, And lecture me … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: The Oscars!

Posted on March 1, 2014 by Austin

Good morning, Modern Philosophers… I have to warn you that I woke up feeling very sick, but I am wearing a mask in hopes of keeping my germs off of the blog.  Of course, it is a Jack Skellington mask, … Continue reading →

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Too Sick To Write…Who’s Got A Cure?

Posted on February 26, 2014 by Austin

I’m too sick to write a post tonight, Modern Philosophers.  That guy in the photo on the left looks a thousand times better than how I feel. It started as just a tickle in my throat this morning, but all … Continue reading →

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I Advise You To Not Get The Flu

Posted on November 10, 2013 by Austin

Dear Modern Philosopher, I heard you were sick.  Feeling any better? Concerned in Connecticut   Dear Concerned, Thank you for your letter.  The rumors are true.  I am sick as a dog, which really has my cat upset, and has … Continue reading →

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Jump Start Your Brain: Cold and Flu Season

Posted on November 9, 2013 by Austin

Good..cough…cough…morning, Modern Philosophers! My body’s immune system is under attack, but I am doing my best to fight it off.  I have climbed inside my portable bubble, and am typing this post from its sterile environment as my interns roll … Continue reading →

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